Originally Posted by
Dragonfly5338
HERE IS MY PLAN FOR AMERICA:
1) Force all girls who claim to be "lesbians" on the internet to gather in a public arena. There they would be forced to eat out some random bulldyke's muff while we watch for our own amusement, BECAUSE IF YOU CLAIM TO BE A LESBIAN, YOU BETTER DAMN WELL EAT SOME BUSH.
2) Any chick claiming to be some crazy freak who loooooooves "boy toys" and ends up to be a homely middle aged married woman with kids will be instantly bitch slapped. Feel free to form a single-file line and follow suit.
3) People who drive cars that run slower than 18 seconds will not be allowed to run at the track, in order to increase efficency and productivity at the drag strip. One day a week will be designated as "Slow Fucking Car Day".
4) Anyone with AWD and a turbo gets a 5% tax break. Those who have turbos and are not AWD can apply for the Excemption to Paying Slow Ass Car Tax. Anyone who is non-turbo who can prove they've run faster than a 14 second quarter mile is also eligible for this exemption.
5) Fix healthcare?
So Val for President. Look for me to declare my running mate shortly....
