A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
standing alone.

He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most
- cars and men.

What's your name?" she asked.


"Beerfuck," he replied