wtf?? there's no loops???? ghey.

No. These two are badass. I've ridden both when I went to Cedar Point last year. =)

Top Thrill Dragster <-- THAT ONE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, hehe.
Finally, an answer to the question: "What does it feel like to cruise to Earth from a height of more than 400 feet at speeds exceeding 100 mph?"

Cedar Point amusement park/resort stunned thrill-seekers in 2003 when it debuted the park's unprecedented 16th, yes, 16th roller coaster - Top Thrill Dragster. Reaching a stratospheric 420 feet tall and topping out at an unheard of speed of 120 mph, Top Thrill Dragster became an instant favorite.

Riders begin their epic journey aboard this whopping 42-story screamer by securing themselves into ultra-cool trains that resemble top fuel dragsters. The train then moves into a "starting line" position, where it launches forward, reaching speeds of 120 mph in approximately four seconds. But hold on this isn't your father's roller coaster. The train then zooms straight up the 420-foot-tall hill on track that rotates 90 degrees, crests the coaster's apex and then free-falls back to Earth, reaching a speed of 120 mph for the second time. As the train races more than 400 feet to the ground, the track twists an unbelievable 270 degrees - what a rush! Riders then return to the station to begin regaling their friends with stories of the greatest ride of their lives. Soaring 420 feet into the sky, Top Thrill Dragster is the tallest structure ever built on the historic Cedar Point Peninsula. Loose articles are not permitted on this ride.

Millennium Force
What else would you expect from the roller coaster capital of the world? Standing a staggering 310 feet tall and reaching speeds of a remarkable 93 mph, the $25 million Millennium Force "giga-coaster" was the tallest and fastest roller coaster in North America when it debuted in May 2000. This steel monster looms over the Cedar Point skyline beckoning guests to take the ride of their lifetime.

Riders travel up the amazing first hill at a 45-degree angle in sleek blue, red or yellow trains that offer tiered seating for optimum viewing. Once at the top of the mammoth structure, passengers zoom down a 300-foot-long drop at an outrageous 80-degree angle - that's almost straight down! From there, riders encounter overbanked (extremely banked, but not quite inverted) turns, dark tunnels, towering hills and lots of "airtime." The wild journey covers 13 acres and 1.25 miles of brilliant blue steel tubular track.

Since its first summer, Millennium Force has given more than 7.1 million riders yet another reason to scream at the home of the largest collection of rides and roller coasters in the universe, Cedar Point amusement park/resort. Riders must be at least 48 inches tall.