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  1. 03-23-2006, 10:34 PM #1
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    Default Night time Joke

    Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The
    Italian customs officer stops them and tells them : "Itsa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro!"

    "Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

    "Quattro means four!" replies the Italian official.

    "Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans retort Unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam paperz : Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 People!"

    "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer."Quattro meansa four. You have a five-a people ina your car and you are Therefore breaking the law!"

    The German replies angrily " You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over!
    Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"

    "Sorry" responds the Italian, "He canta comea ... He'sa buzy with checking two Guys in a Fiat Uno."


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  2. 03-23-2006, 10:45 PM #2
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    OLD AS HELL

    funny tho
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  3. 03-23-2006, 11:05 PM #3
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    baaahahahaha, I heard this one like .. 11 years ago ...
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  4. 03-23-2006, 11:07 PM #4
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    when this joke was new rainbows were in black&white
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  5. 03-23-2006, 11:08 PM #5
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    AHHAAHHA ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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  6. 03-23-2006, 11:33 PM #6
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    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.
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