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  1. 03-22-2006, 04:53 PM #1
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    Default S14slider got jokes!

    Jimmy heard about magic at school, and he was curious, and tried to find out as much as he could about it. So he went to his mother for advice.

    Jimmy asked, "Mother, what is magic?".

    Being a broad question, she replied, "I'm not sure what you mean, go ask your father."

    So Jimmy found his father in his office and asked him, "Father, what is magic?"

    Again, with that question having an infinite number of answers, his father was stumped, so he responded, "Your uncle Tim is in the shed, go ask him, he knows ALL about magic."

    So once again, curious little Jimmy wanted to find out, so he went to the shed and asked his uncle Tim, "Uncle Tim, what is magic?".

    His uncle Tim thought long and hard, and he responded with excitement. "OK, Timmy, I'll show you some magic. Turn around and close your eyes. Now, pull down your pants." Jimmy felt something enter his butthole. Uncle Tim then said, "OK, Jimmy, open your eyes!" Uncle Tim was waving both of his hands in front of Jimmy's face and said, "See that, no hands. That's Magic!"
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    how rude
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    wtf
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    thats fucked up
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  5. 03-23-2006, 01:31 PM #5
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    hehe, yeah I know. It should have been expected that I would say some shit like that.
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    Please explain human.
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    you sure he's human?


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  8. 03-23-2006, 02:02 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    you sure he's human?
    I'm human, I think. I'm just messed up in the head, plus I heard that when I was with the Formula BMW team this past fall/winter. You know how racing mechanics are!
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    wow
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    that was disturbing fo real ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    that was disturbing fo real ..
    hahaha, I love posting up shit like that
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    wtf
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    haha, yes, I am the KING OF AWKWARDNESS! Guaranteed to make you feel wrong one post at a time.
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    ^^^ douchebag!
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    ^^^ douchebag!


    hahah funny you say that...I want a cheese burger
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    i find it kinda disturbing that a douchebag reminds you of a hamburger
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    I almost lost my bowl of cereal. dear god that was disgusting. ahhhaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    hahah funny you say that...I want a cheese burger
    Ok, so you trying to steal my powers of awkwardness now!?!? WTF, get your own superpowers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    i find it kinda disturbing that a douchebag reminds you of a hamburger

    I was talking about you being one there dear!


    HAHA

    but you know I was kidding!
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    OH SHIT!!!! MY LAST POST COUNT WAS 420! TIME TO GO SMOKE SOME WIZZEEEEEED! For sho! Holla if yous a smoka! or a joka. or a midnight toka!
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    Quote Originally Posted by s14slider
    Ok, so you trying to steal my powers of awkwardness now!?!? WTF, get your own superpowers!

    stop trying to be like me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    stop trying to be like me!
    please, I am 100% original. If I tried to be like you, I'd have to squat to take a piss. I bet your fluids run down your legs if you stand up! Right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by s14slider
    please, I am 100% original. If I tried to be like you, I'd have to squat to take a piss. I bet your fluids run down your legs if you stand up! Right?

    hmm bad come back....OMG


    you can think and type at once...well arent you cool now..because you can pee standing up.....NOT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    hmm bad come back....OMG


    you can think and type at once...well arent you cool now..because you can pee standing up.....NOT!
    hehe, I like you. We'd prolly get along if we ever met up. Too bad for you I never come around your parts of ATL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by s14slider
    hehe, I like you. We'd prolly get along if we ever met up. Too bad for you I never come around your parts of ATL!

    where are you from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    where are you from?
    If I say, everyone would say, " oh, that explains it "

    Fuck it, I'm representing Oakwood, GA 30566! Right outside shitty ass Gainesville, 15-20 min. north of Mall of GA.

    You?
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    oh, Stoned Mountain, nm, I see it now
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    Quote Originally Posted by s14slider
    If I say, everyone would say, " oh, that explains it "

    Fuck it, I'm representing Oakwood, GA 30566! Right outside shitty ass Gainesville, 15-20 min. north of Mall of GA.

    You?

    actually Dahlonega
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    actually Dahlonega
    ouch, sorry to hear that, for real. Almost as bad as Gainesville, but you have less retards with cars driving around!
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    Dahlonega is great thank you!
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