1) being rear ended.(it's happened 4 times and the last time almost killed me.)
2) not getting my settlement(get to work DR. G!!!) j/k
3) having to wear a TANKTOP to the beach WHILE SWIMMING. (ie being grossly overweight)
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4)becoming impotent. as much as i love sex, this would be a major bummer.

5)becoming homeless. imagine if you were to lose everything you ever had and ended up living on the street
. that's a scary thought .