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  1. 03-17-2006, 09:58 AM #1
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    Default *RANT* A MySpace message I received this morning...

    HIM: wats good babygurl? u lookin good and i wanna kno wat turns u on ma,wat makes ur pussy wet,cause i got a thick hard black dick 4 u,holla back if u wanna meet up

    ME: Ma? Is that really how you come onto girls, cause if it is, you should consider jumping off a fuckin cliff... show a lady some respect homie.


    WTF?! What's up with these damn idiots that think they have game? I hate it when guys say some stupid shit like that.. errrrrrrggg.. It really pisses me off!

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    WTF??? What an ass
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    lol @ myspace pimps.

    translation:
    damn girl its friday and i'm home alone again at my moms house. i was looking at hot girls on myspace because I imagine they are all my girlfriends and I'm so good in bed they call me for booty calls. I just ordered some enlargement pills, that way the next time I hire a hooker she won't laugh at me before walking out. HOLLA AT A PIMP!
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    every pretty girl on myspace has to deal with that stuff. my friend shows me thse all the time. each time they get funnier and funnier
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    ~shakes head and hands tiff a drink~
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    Quote Originally Posted by GA_Teg
    ~shakes head and hands tiff a drink~
    oh the perfect way to start off a friday morning... and a long day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    lol @ myspace pimps.

    translation:
    damn girl its friday and i'm home alone again at my moms house. i was looking at hot girls on myspace because I imagine they are all my girlfriends and I'm so good in bed they call me for booty calls. I just ordered some enlargement pills, that way the next time I hire a hooker she won't laugh at me before walking out. HOLLA AT A PIMP!
    nice translation... if you look in his profile, he's got 2 pics, his senior pic AND one of him riding to school in his mommy's minivan...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    lol @ myspace pimps.

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    damn girl its friday and i'm home alone again at my moms house. i was looking at hot girls on myspace because I imagine they are all my girlfriends and I'm so good in bed they call me for booty calls. I just ordered some enlargement pills, that way the next time I hire a hooker she won't laugh at me before walking out. HOLLA AT A PIMP!
    haha thats so true
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    I get some real winners messaging me on there too! lol...
    www.myspace.com/kallie_rhiana

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    lol want me to translate post it up.

    I'm bored.
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    Quote Originally Posted by v3rd1g0
    every pretty girl on myspace has to deal with that stuff. my friend shows me thse all the time. each time they get funnier and funnier
    My Favorite so far was some China man wanting me to marry him and provide for our family while he stayed home and took care of the house duties and the children.. wtf, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    My Favorite so far was some China man wanting me to marry him and provide for our family while he stayed home and took care of the house duties and the children.. wtf, lol
    hahahhahahahaha oh man i'd love to see that one. holy crap that takes the cake
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    Quote Originally Posted by v3rd1g0
    hahahhahahahaha oh man i'd love to see that one. holy crap that takes the cake
    Lol.. I deleted it a while ago.. but I think its posted around here somewhere, lol
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    I had one guy say I was the woman of his dreams and he wanted to fly me to california and marry him and raise "our"(meaning MY) daughter together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
    www.myspace.com/kallie_rhiana

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    need a direct quote por favor
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    need a direct quote por favor
    do i just go on myspace and copy and paste? Im a lil behind with this stuff...
    www.myspace.com/kallie_rhiana

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    yeah whatever message he sent you.
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    it wont let me sign on...it says there is an error :confused: When I can get on I will find it, but I have never deleted my messages so I have like 100somethin pages!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2mchbooty
    it wont let me sign on...it says there is an error :confused: When I can get on I will find it, but I have never deleted my messages so I have like 100somethin pages!
    I am sure those pics on the stairs just fueled the fire
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    yeah i had one that a girl sent me saying she wanted to do a threesome with me with another girlfriend of hers and they were all models...i was like wtf..do you think im a manwhore or something..shhhheeessss....
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    post his link so we can make fun of his face!
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    *bides time*
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    myspace: the land when boys can be boys and girls can be 35 year old men wanting to ass pound u XD

    [edit]having trouble typing so if when you first read it it's all jumbled i'll edit XD
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    someone hit me up when she posts up, i've got one all ready.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    lol @ myspace pimps.

    translation:
    damn girl its friday and i'm home alone again at my moms house. i was looking at hot girls on myspace because I imagine they are all my girlfriends and I'm so good in bed they call me for booty calls. I just ordered some enlargement pills, that way the next time I hire a hooker she won't laugh at me before walking out. HOLLA AT A PIMP!
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    Damn, that shit doesn't work?

    I'm gonna have to try another line to try and pick up chicks on myspace. The dumbest website on earth, bwahaha.

    Don't want freaks messaging you? Stop putting pictures of yourself all over the internet!

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    UGHHH it wont let me sign onto my account!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    yeah i had one that a girl sent me saying she wanted to do a threesome with me with another girlfriend of hers and they were all models...i was like wtf..do you think im a manwhore or something..shhhheeessss....
    Yes. Now come over, Atif.

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    yeah it's being a biotch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    Damn, that shit doesn't work?

    I'm gonna have to try another line to try and pick up chicks on myspace. The dumbest website on earth, bwahaha.

    Don't want freaks messaging you? Stop putting pictures of yourself all over the internet!
    damn it val, lol! i know.. i don't care about the messages, they crack me up.. I'm just saying, some people should have some common sense... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    damn it val, lol! i know.. i don't care about the messages, they crack me up.. I'm just saying, some people should have some common sense... lol

    If you didnt like my message you should have just said so, you didnt have to announce it to the entire board ma! Telling me to jump off of a cliff ma is a bit excessive...dont you think ma?
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    why even respond to those messages ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    why even respond to those messages ?

    Because Tiff wants some big black cock, bwahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARFNSX
    If you didnt like my message you should have just said so, you didnt have to announce it to the entire board ma! Telling me to jump off of a cliff ma is a bit excessive...dont you think ma?
    haha.. nope... and I really didn't mean a cliff with water underneath it, unless there are tons of rocks..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    Because Tiff wants some big black cock, bwahahaha.
    oh yea! you know what they say, once you go black, you never go back! lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    oh yea! you know what they say, once you go black, you never go back! lol..

    pssshh hahahahahaha i totally disagree
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    *sees thread sliding in TOTALLY wrong direction*
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    The leg humpers are gonna roll in soon.

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    I've never slept or done anything with any black guy... but this is not a racist thread, so no one better start that bullshit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    I've never slept or done anything with any black guy... but this is not a racist thread, so no one better start that bullshit...
    now that u've said that u'll people will start shit for the hell of it....many peeps love the edrama haha
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