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[RUSH]

Why is it that the thread starter posted this thread to up his post count and give out reps, but has only posted once and gave out X amount of reps, and has answered none of our questions?

[3kgtdrvr]

hhhmmmm...good one

[v3rd1g0]

0: Why do you have to be 18 to buy condoms at Wal*Mart?

not true, i was 17 and walked into wal-mart, grabbed some, walked to the self check out and was fine.... hell if they would have said something i would say "i'm getitng laid tonight, either you sell me these or i go free skin...would you want to be the cause for more unwanted children with out homes?

[MongolPup]

LOL AT VERTO!

[Ran]

not true, i was 17 and walked into wal-mart, grabbed some, walked to the self check out and was fine.... hell if they would have said something i would say "i'm getitng laid tonight, either you sell me these or i go free skin...would you want to be the cause for more unwanted children with out homes?

...simply...awesome.

Question: Who would really win the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny?

[MongolPup]

thats just confusing. you've killed another thread.

[ahmonrah]

Is the Habanero pepper test ever ACTUALLY gonna go down??

yes i want it too!! and since the weather is getting nice. i say we look into that one people!! +1

[ahmonrah]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

well the answer, my friend , is blowing in the wind!! +1

[ahmonrah]

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

already saked that one . no reps

[ahmonrah]

How much Norris can Chuck Norris chuck... nuck if you buck?

well yeah, nuck if you buck....i guess +1

[ahmonrah]

why as why?

try bud dry!! (You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Hulud again.) i tried hulud

[ahmonrah]

What came first? chicken or the egg?

chuck norris biatch! +1

[ahmonrah]

Since my question was already asked...

If Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear and Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, was Fuzzy Wuzzy fuzzy?

no, fuzzy wuzzy was a middle aged stressed out overworked, underpaid , programmer with IBM that got alopicia. and then became hairless.

[ahmonrah]

are you that bored and desperate to hit 3000?

i'm bored +1

[Ran]

yes i want it too!! and since the weather is getting nice. i say we look into that one people!! +1

Habanero Pepper Test?

[ahmonrah]

how are you ??

doing good +1

[ahmonrah]

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

i'd park on a curb.(You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to GA_Teg again. )sorry babe

[PiNAY]

am i too late to respond to this? =P

i don't know what or how to get reps. gosh, what a noob eh?

[ct9a gsr]

Did your parents tell you that you were an accident yet?

<3

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

whats your favorite beer?

[ahmonrah]

damn lol.

hmm FINE

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry? yeah, imagine how good you'd feel if you could just piss on people whenvever you felt like it and not only did they not get mad. but the blamed themselves AND and cleaned you up!

If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown with them? yeah, one would think so.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?then no question, would go unanswered!

Is there a synonym for synonym?SN

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?that is it. have you seen FIGHT CLUB?

Is there such thing as a civil war? NO BUT IT SURE DOES SOUND NICE.

If you try to fail, and succeed, then which have you done?you've succeeded at failure, but with that accomplished does one then feel proud at succeeding at failure, or mad at failing to succeed?

Who was the cruel idiot who put an "S" in lisp?dont know but he's funny

Athieism is a non-prophet organization. well of course it is.

I asked the librarian where the self-help section was, she said "If I tell you, then what's the point?"i like that librarian!

you've been repped .

[ahmonrah]

and how long did you say this was going to last?!

i've got to give out so many reps that IA.COM stops me from repping for 24 hours. +1

[ahmonrah]

if peter pipper pick a peck of pickeled peppers? How many peppers did petter pipper pick???? ooooo

2 gallons = 1 peck +1 already repped ya

[ahmonrah]

did you know that if your parents never had kids then you probley wont either???

cant' rep you anymore. but yeah i realized that and was like damn, they shouldnve did that.

[ahmonrah]

...anyone else just sittin there staring at cttid666's avatar? lol

trying to ansewer and rep people i couldnt help but stare at it. !! +1

[dutuINC]

why did the chicken cross the road??

[Rabunchic]

Do you ever come to any meet?

[ahmonrah]

0: Why do you have to be 18 to buy condoms at Wal*Mart? 'cause they think kids dont fuck too.(turned in my v-card at age14)
1:Why is it nobody wants you , till somone wants you? 'cause when someone has you, someone that wants you cant have you !
2:How can i devorce myself , without letting me know about it? well the key to any "surprise" DIVORCE, is the element of stealth!
3: Did you know Racecar spelled backwards , spells Racecar?yeah! did you know RASHAD, spelled backwards, is DAHSAR??
4: Did you know the average person swallows a gallon of snot a day , and doesnt know it? yeah and the average woman in her lifetime will ingest 3gallons of semen in her lifetime, and will know it.
5a: Did you know that the dolphin is the only othe animal that has sex for pleasure? ( FHM mag )dolphins are whores, just like humans
5b: Or that they are known to "stick it" in any orface?( FHM mag )which ever hole is the tightest!
6: Did you know that when a deer rubs his antlers in tall grass , hes masterbating?( FHM mag )damn. that's fucked up
7: Did you know a giraffs tounge is over a foot long? whoa! did you know the elephants penis can be over 5ft in length!??
8: Did you know the maker of chewing gum was a dentist who wanted to exercise his jaw muscles?well now he's rich,albeit dead. but rich
9: Did you know the Blue Whale ejaculates over 2 tons of sperm, and only 10% of that makes it into his partner? = and you wounder why the Ocian is so Salty....well you answered my question for me. thanks!
10: Do you know what a Blumpkin is? < if not , im not tellin >blumpkin:recieveing oral gratification while defacating. effective for man/woman.
11: Did you know the "Shocker" originated in Canada? < but for a guy- >did you know i have never used that and i'll never allow it to be used on me!?!
12: Why do Nuns have ? just in case baby jesus gets hungry.
13: Have you ever noticed in the " T-Mobile" contract it states you cannot argue your bill?no , but then again i dont have t-mobile
14: WTF is Methylchloroisothiazolinone , and why is it in my shampoo? :confused: the most potent allergens on the consumer market. They are very effective preservatives. However, under suitable dilution and exposure conditions, even the most potent allergen can be used safely.
15: Why do people put those damn Nike checks on there car/truck/work vans? cause if you wnat one too, you can "just do it"
16: How many ladders can you stack on a E250 full size Van ? the most i've seen is 12
17: Why is the leader of christianity < Jesus > a Jewish Carpenter ? why are the leaders of the worlds filmmaking(hollywood) mostly jewish companies?
18: What the hell does WRX stand for? world rally autocross ?? thats my guess. could also be WANNA REMOVE eXema?
19: How many Beers do you have to drink before its considered Alchohol Abuse?it's not how many you drink, it's how many you drop!!! and it only takes one DAMNIT!
20: How many questions are you actualy going to respond to? look up.

+1 for jOOO

[ahmonrah]

why is the stock market being a little bitch?

TO KEEP YOUR AS WONDERING WHY IT'S BEING A BITCH, AND POUR MORE MONEY INTO IT. +1

[ahmonrah]

Why is it that the thread starter posted this thread to up his post count and give out reps, but has only posted once and gave out X amount of reps, and has answered none of our questions?

+1 because , ass. no sooner than i posted this thread. i got attacked and spent the evening till this morning longstroking with the misses. sorry, but women know a man would rather fuck than breathe! so reps and questions were forgotten.!!

[ahmonrah]

well people !! made it to RUSH on page 3. before the IA.COM stopped me. in 24 hours i will resume giving reps but i'll answer the rest of the questions. til page 6.

[RUSH]

+1 because , ass. no sooner than i posted this thread. i got attacked and spent the evening till this morning longstroking with the misses. sorry, but women know a man would rather fuck than breathe! so reps and questions were forgotten.!!

You coulda just said you were busy!

[ahmonrah]

Do you ever come to any meet?

i always miss them. i dont check the events thread till it's too late mostly. but i will make more this year. promise.

[ahmonrah]

You coulda just said you were busy!

didnt have time to get back to the keyboard.

[Rabunchic]

u better!

[ahmonrah]

why did the chicken cross the road??

I WAS HOLDING IT'S EGG in a skillet on the other side.

[ahmonrah]

Habanero Pepper Test?

whoa !! that looks whew!!

[RUSH]

didnt have time to get back to the keyboard.

Well I meant your last post when you quoted me! Its all good, just glad to hear that the internet is not that important to you as some people!

[ahmonrah]

am i too late to respond to this? =P

i don't know what or how to get reps. gosh, what a noob eh?

you cool. but i've passed otu all that i can for 24hours. i'll resume again in 24.

[ahmonrah]

Did your parents tell you that you were an accident yet?

<3

but they said i was their FAVORITE ACCIDENT! and i said yeah? well i'm glad you 2 came!! asses.....~then i joined the military~