Guys, this is no lie. The other night I was drinking beers with Alex. He kept trying to tell me how pretty my eyes were and that my hair is so soft and just other random homosexual things like that. I was confused by these actions because I've always known Alex indulge in the vagina.

So I decided, fuck it... Alex is my friend, heterosexual or homosexual, pussy eater or salad tosser... I kept drinking my beers. It did kind of weird when he started to rub my inner thigh.

We were watching Jarhead at the time, so I realized must have been getting pretty excited about all the guys in uniform. I have to say, Alex is still a great guy, but Ill definately keep some space between him and I. He just lost his spot on my speed dial....