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  1. 03-08-2006, 10:37 PM #1
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    Default Retards at work...

    Girl at work did not want her girlfriend to know she killed her girlfriends car by leaving the light on inside... came in and asked me to help her... btw this is after they just had a chick fight in the back over the new girl ... but go out there and shes a retard and thinks she can move her car from the spot its in so i can get close to the battery to jump it. i finally manovered scrappy close enough and we jump it... get it going and the bitch puts it in drive and traps me against my car and her front bumper i swear to god some should just let others drive them. her comment instead of saying sorry was "The car works now" puts it in reverse and leaves... now my legs are bruised and kill me
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    When you see her again, you should do like BTLFED says and "Slap her whole face!"
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    girls, psh
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    That suxs, Sue her For injuries!
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    nah, dont think she meant to or i would of been pissed right then and there. but jeeze who the hell puts a automatic in gear and stomps the gas while theres a person and car in front of you?! really amazes me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    nah, dont think she meant to or i would of been pissed right then and there. but jeeze who the hell puts a automatic in gear and stomps the gas while theres a person and car in front of you?! really amazes me
    Actually in an automatic you don't necessarily have to tap the gas for the car to move. It moves when you let up off the brake unlike a manual but
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    no she hit the gas i know how a auto works though... but when the car straight revs and books it forward... she was making sure the car worked... but i am guessing it turning on wasnt enough for her... so why not play crash dummies with me.. .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    no she hit the gas i know how a auto works though... but when the car straight revs and books it forward... she was making sure the car worked... but i am guessing it turning on wasnt enough for her... so why not play crash dummies with me.. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    no she hit the gas i know how a auto works though... but when the car straight revs and books it forward... she was making sure the car worked... but i am guessing it turning on wasnt enough for her... so why not play crash dummies with me.. .
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    lol, sorry for your bad day

    but my day was great so i really cant feel you on this one

    i have never been hit by a car either
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    Quote Originally Posted by GA_Teg
    I would beat her ass for the pure principal of it.
    Hell yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues
    Actually in an automatic you don't necessarily have to tap the gas for the car to move. It moves when you let up off the brake unlike a manual but
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110
    Hell yeah.
    yeah i would but obviously she likes it extremely rough and wanted to do me in the butt and knew she would get rejected, so why not do it that way... who knows lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    yeah i would but obviously she likes it extremely rough and wanted to do me in the butt and knew she would get rejected, so why not do it that way... who knows lol
    SAY WHAAAAT?? :confused:
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    shes a lesbian... hint her girlfriend... and knows i dont go that way lol so why not hit me wtih the damn car instead of tappin my ass... get it? cause she hit my ass with the car... nevermind slow one... eat some snickers

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    who was it scrap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    shes a lesbian... hint her girlfriend... and knows i dont go that way lol so why not hit me wtih the damn car instead of tappin my ass... get it? cause she hit my ass with the car... nevermind slow one... eat some snickers
    Oh shit, I definitely wasn't even considering the first post when I read that other one.
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    the girl upfront that is shorter, glasses and brown hair...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    BluesClues FOR PRESIDENT!!
    Nah man, I gotta say BTEC for Pres, BluesClues for VP. Even though they prolly won't get shit accomplished, spending everyday in the office whooping the shit outta each other and ruining cakes and shit.
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    ahh,.. i think i seen her before.. i almsot stopped by after workin out tonight to see you, and that hot 18 year old that wirks up front.. hahah **im going to hell** lirl
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  22. 03-08-2006, 11:18 PM #22
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    hahaha this is true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    **im going to hell** lirl
    Yo man, me Brett and BTLFED are gonna carpool for the ride down if you want in??
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    Whoop that trick! She didn't even have the decency to ask if you're ok, thats fucked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110
    Yo man, me Brett and BTLFED are gonna carpool for the ride down if you want in??
    i got the burban we can pack in!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    i got the burban we can pack in!!
    Man, I don't even wanna think about gas prices in hell.
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    haha yeah 18 year old is awesome though... new girl though is WOW! atleast booty wise she has a huge ass with a small waist for you all to stare at... and is 23 and some mix of something i dunno... yes has a boyfriend but i think IA can change that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    i got the burban we can pack in!!
    CARPOOL FTW DUMB SON OF A BITCH!! 12 SEC TOO!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    ... now my legs are bruised and kill me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    haha yeah 18 year old is awesome though... new girl though is WOW! atleast booty wise she has a huge ass with a small waist for you all to stare at... and is 23 and some mix of something i dunno... yes has a boyfriend but i think IA can change that...
    if IA cant, some of us playa playas can
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    who sang that jimmay? "I'm just a playa playaaaaaa" talkin bout "that shirt she got you for yo birthday, she got it for me on our first date"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    if IA cant, some of us playa playas can
    shit, count me in but I'll take the 18 year old. I only got a year on her
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    jeez, what a dumb ass whore!!!
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    Sue scrappy, sue! Make lots of money and buy me car parts
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    ...pw3nd?
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