DR. SIGNS


>> > The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
>> >
>> > Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
>> > "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
>> >
>> > The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it
>> > to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
>> >
>> > This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
>> > they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
>> >
>> > Still no go.
>> >
>> > Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
>> >
>> > Thumbs down again.
>> >
>> > Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
>> >
>> > Still no good.
>> >
>> > Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds."
>> >
>> > Unacceptable again.
>> >
>> > So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
>> >
>> > No way.
>> >
>> > "Analysis and Anal Cysts?"
>> >
>> > Nope.
>> >
>> > "Nuts and Butts?"
>> >
>> > Uh uh.
>> >
>> > "Freaks and Cheeks?"
>> >
>> > Still no go.
>> >
>> > "Loons and Moons?"
>> >
>> > Forget it.
>> >
>> > Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr Smith
>> > and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
>> >
>> > Everyone loved it.