WHY MY WIFE LEFT.

My wife left me...I don't understand.



After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.



Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping. The receipt included $45 in makeup.



I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"



She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."



I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"



I don't think she'll be back