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  1. 02-23-2006, 03:32 PM #1
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    I was getting bored posting without a purpose, so I want to do a 5 word story thread. I will start the thread, then everyone else add to the story with 5 words.

    5 WORD STORY THREAD



    The man left his wife.........
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  2. 02-23-2006, 03:33 PM #2
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    to eat her friends pussy
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    because it taste like chicken
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    and its all cleanly shaved
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    but she got razor burn
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    and ended up with herpes
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    And forgot to use lotion
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    then the guy got shit
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    Then his wife found out
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    and beat his ass raw
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    till he shit on himself
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    and coughed out his dick
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    then fed it to him
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    which then fell off and
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    landed on his left foot
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    when he picked it up
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    his friends girl then sucked it
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    and threw it out the
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    he got a soldering iron...
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    and soldered it back on using
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    a black paper diary as
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    a solution to his problem
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    but then a deer came
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    and with his antlers he
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    rammed him in the ass
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    and his antler broke
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    inside the guys butt hole
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    he went to the er
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    and they yanked it out
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    which gave him bad hemroids
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    but then the nurse came
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    and gave him a shot
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    that made him very sleepy
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    He suddenly woke up and
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    fucked 12-sec-svt in the ass
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    ,while he was pumping furiously
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    to the fast and furious soundtrack
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    then 12-sec-svt ran away because
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    because he is a pussy
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