Shit when I was 14 and my bro was 16 (my bro had a nylon wig with him), we came home from school and my dad asked :

Dad- Who were yall with?
us- ????, we came from school..
Dad- Yall just smell suspicious...
us- (in a joking manner) what do we smell like?
Dad- Smells like crack.
Us- (wtf, walks off to room)

We figured the wig selled like burn plastic but WTF does dad know about crack?

Two days later, we come home, open the door to the den, and pop's is spralled out butt ass naked, passed out on the floor. We closed the door and left the house.