i say you leave a straightened coat hanger over fire on the stove for a couple of hours.. make sure the tip is as hot and glowy as can be.. sneak into where he sleeps.. jam it thru the sheets, thru his boxers and straight up his ass....


come on everyone... say it with me.. the sound of the sizzle.. SIzZzzzZZZzzlZZZllZZZZZzzzzZZZzZzz