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  1. 02-16-2006, 10:32 AM #1
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    Default True Newspaper Ads

    Actual Newspaper Ads

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

    FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell 'washer and dryer'" $300.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

    (AND THE BEST ONE)

    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
    volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
    got married last month. Wife knows everything!!
    :boobies: & = :idb:
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  2. 02-16-2006, 10:33 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    Actual Newspaper Ads

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

    FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell 'washer and dryer'" $300.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

    (AND THE BEST ONE)

    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
    volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
    got married last month. Wife knows everything!!

    hahaha, those are good
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  3. 02-16-2006, 10:37 AM #3
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    Those are cute!
    www.myspace.com/kallie_rhiana

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    Bitch, you better learn to spell my name right, and butt sex is awesome...
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  4. 02-16-2006, 10:39 AM #4
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    lol those are funny
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  5. 02-16-2006, 10:42 AM #5
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    lol
    Leisa and Val May You Rest In Peace!
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  6. 02-16-2006, 10:44 AM #6
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    lmao!!
    1 gay bull for sale. lol!!!
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  7. 02-16-2006, 11:20 AM #7
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    LOL!
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    LOL nice
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  9. 02-16-2006, 12:56 PM #9
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    that is some funny stuff
    Who knows?
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  10. 02-16-2006, 01:03 PM #10
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    lol

    The EMPIRE
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    LOL SPEAKS GERMAN LOL
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    NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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    this was my sisters response:

    Question-



    Is there anyway I can take 1 the gay bull off your hands?



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