Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
"No officer, this isn't for illegal street purposes, its so the theives willl die laughing if they try to steal my car"
lol, ever see Black Sheep?

Mike: "How ya doin' buddy? Transporting a prisoner. 12th precinct up in Buckley Town. My sarge didn't give me any overtime, so I'm was trying to do it lickedy split."
Motorcycle Cop (David St. James): "Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
Mike: "Well, I got a 426 Hemi in her, Three-quarter cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I guess I was goin' about 65, tops."
Motorcycle Cop: "Seven. Seven miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the shoulder! (He's in the median)"