Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
NOW THIS IS TRUE.. "HI IM KALLIE"

"HI AM ALEX"

"WHERE CAN I PUT MY PURSE"

OH IN MY BEDROOM, LET ME TAKE YOU THERE"

*BOBBIN*

"WELL IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU"

"YOU TOO"


5 MINTUES LATER, MAIKING OUT WITH JOSH ON MY COUCH!

BUT I CANT BLAME HER FOR THAT.... IM IRRESISTABLE

KALLIE.. IM NOT HATIN ON YA GURL

that calls for:

"how does my dick taste"

























shit, if i knew it was gonna be this kind of party i woulda stuck my dick in the mash potatoes....