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  1. 04-16-2005, 03:59 PM #1
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    Default blonde cop joke

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
    sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was
    also a blonde.
    The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
    She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more
    agitated.
    "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
    The policewoman replied,
    "It's square and it has you on it."
    The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and
    handed it to the policewoman.
    "Here it is," she said.
    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
    saying,
    "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

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  2. 04-16-2005, 04:35 PM #2
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    damn...
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    ha ha! nice chris!
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  4. 04-16-2005, 05:31 PM #4
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    ha. wow. if someone was that dumb id cut them
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  5. 04-16-2005, 05:34 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5thgcelica
    ha. wow. if someone was that dumb id cut them

    Damn, dude.. you got home fast!

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  6. 04-16-2005, 05:35 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    Damn, dude.. you got home fast!

    ~ Miranda

    haha and i stoped by a store!
    you should see me drive! lol
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  7. 04-16-2005, 05:38 PM #7
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    OLD! lol and not true... well some might

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  8. 04-16-2005, 09:40 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5thgcelica
    haha and i stoped by a store!
    you should see me drive! lol
    LOLOLOLOL good joke.

    However if u drive like that jack fuck who cut me off in the 60mph one lane chicane on Lebanon Rd in the black Celica GT, then fuck u and yo mom.
    But if u drive like me safe and rapid the goodjob.
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  9. 04-16-2005, 10:05 PM #9
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    crack head look at his sig... it aint black

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  10. 04-16-2005, 10:18 PM #10
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    i know buttfucker, thats why i said like him.

    Notice the joke scrappy. I promise though never again.
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  11. 04-17-2005, 12:05 AM #11
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    lol. i drive skillfully. not stupidly
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  12. 04-17-2005, 10:45 AM #12
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    Goodjob, hopefully you dont cut people off on 2 lane roads in the middle of a semi high speed chicane.
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  13. 04-18-2005, 11:48 AM #13
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    repost.

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