I found this hottie I met just sitting in her car outside my apt...
So I had some boxes piled up near the front door of my apt. and went to take them out around 10pm tonight. I go outside in my socks and sweats. I walk in between my car and my neighbor's.
When I get halfway inbetween the Jetta and the dumpster, I notice that one of the cars in my other neighbor's driveway is running. Then I notice that the window is down. After that, what looks to be like some mexican or some white-looking chick signaling me to come over, smiling and saying hi. I am like wtf who the fuck is that?
As I went to put the boxes in the trash I noticed it the dime I met a few weeks ago. So I walk over to see wtf this chick wants and she says some shit about she just dropped off her bf and she's waiting for him. I'm like ur waiting for your BF in front of my apt are you? lol! So I finally got her to break down and admit she was on a stake out because she was suspicious of her man cheating on her. Her bf apparently was out with another woman. So she was just sitting there waiting for his ass.
She then tells me about their relationship problems about how he is 4 mo. behind on his child support. The guy doesn't have a car or many other things we take for granted. He is just a fucking looser that needs to visit a gas chamber.
The fact that I hadn't told her where I lived and she was sitting outside my fucking apt was fucking insane. I was a bit startled like OMFG this is too much of a coincidence that she parked outside my apt.. What would you have done?
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Originally Posted by never_finished
his ass and move on!
...com'n man, you know the view is always better from your window...sheesh, can't teach anyone anything these days. 
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