there's a clown/spider/pool of blood/skyscraper/mailman/umm.....cat/box inside a box/small enclosed space/darkness/jehovahs witness/po-po in your closet, look out!
SHUT UP I FREAKIN HATE CLOWNS!
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.