Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMr2
yeah one day me and my homegirl got really drunk.....

Drunk friend: Mark ive always wonderd what your dick looks like....
ME: well....its a long rod with two big balls
Drunk friend: hmmmm is it true what they say about "black guys"
Me: im not sure
Drunk friend: WINK WINK
Me: ~pulls pants down~
Drunk friend: Oh my god! Wow i cant belive you just did that
ME: Well shit i pulled him out for a reason.....just touch it.......
Drunk friend: OK.....

works everytime homie.......

SEE!!!!????^^^^^