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  1. 03-21-2006, 02:40 PM #14321
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    Uh oh Bretts gonna be in here in a sec!
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    I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
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    Uh oh theres Brett!
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    its bad enough you fell out of the ugly tree...but damn did u have to hit every branch on the way down????
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    Other than the police, no one is really interested in her
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    Quote Originally Posted by AssholesBia
    Uh oh theres Brett!
    Yes I am here
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    what the fuck


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    Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
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    Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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    And I can vouch for Assholesbia
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    Yo momma's so fat,
    she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
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    Brett Never Finished (lol @ name) explained to everyone about Jill!
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    You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AssholesBia
    Brett Never Finished (lol @ name) explained to everyone about Jill!
    Remembered that after I posted.
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    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
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    you know you fathers worst mistake with you?




    he didnt pull out


  22. 03-21-2006, 02:51 PM #14342
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    Yo momma's so fat,
    all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
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    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
  24. 03-21-2006, 02:51 PM #14344
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    OUCH!
  25. 03-21-2006, 02:52 PM #14345
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    im bored
  26. 03-21-2006, 02:53 PM #14346
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    mee too.........

    Lenny can I play with you!
  27. 03-21-2006, 02:53 PM #14347
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    I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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    Im gonna make that truck bounce!
  29. 03-21-2006, 02:54 PM #14349
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jill
    mee too.........

    Lenny can I play with you!
    since your off work now, or about to be.....yes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jill
    mee too.........

    Lenny can I play with you!
    Going back to one player games huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    And I can vouch for Assholesbia


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    The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
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    She is all mine, you cant handle what she can do <Waves signal and says KEEP ON MOVING> lol
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    You can have Jill but when you are ready for me, call me!
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    hmmm ....Assholesbia did you google your insults....or did you come up with that all on your own?
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    I betcha cant do it like me
  38. 03-21-2006, 02:59 PM #14358
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    Quote Originally Posted by AssholesBia
    I betcha cant do it like me

    How about you shit in one and and wish in the other, and see which one fills up quicker...

    FUCKING POSER!!!!!!!!
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    I got them from the same place you got yours!
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