RETIRED: RECORD BLOWN OUTTA THE WATER!! OVER A 1,000 PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because sitting up all night posting onhere is productive... :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by gijoe0720

sleep is overrated. You waste time sleepin. you should be doin somethin productive with your life instead of sleepin.

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like...:jerkit: ?

it is. you are workin out your fingers

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Originally Posted by dodgekota

like...:jerkit: ?

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yes. Do somethin like that.

rather :idb:

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Originally Posted by dodgekota

rather :idb:

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with a dog though.

ewwww....

Chicken? Cut his head off then stick your dick up his ass and it will go wild.

really? howd you know that?

i heard about it

ssSSSUUUUURRREEEEEeeee...

sex is overrated though. It got borin after a while. but foreplay never got borin it was always fun.

haha....license and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

lol. ya.

sex overrated? maybe with mountian lions.



i was in a 2 year relationship and we did it daily, most of the time twice....never got old? haha

maybe for you. after a long period of time of not feeling anything, im sure she thought it was boring.

I got bored with it. Same thing over and over. I mean we did it in alot of different positions but still got borin.

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Originally Posted by dodgekota

maybe for you. after a long period of time of not feeling anything, im sure she thought it was boring.

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I can't help it i have a small dick. It is so small whenever I piss I piss on my balls.

well maybe if yall swapped spots... like he be the packer, and you lie and take it for a while.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

jus playin.

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Originally Posted by dodgekota

maybe for you. after a long period of time of not feeling anything, im sure she thought it was boring.

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nope, not really. I mean we were just creative i guess...haha and she was the reason it happened twice a day, so she wasnt bored

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Originally Posted by gijoe0720

I can't help it i have a small dick. It is so small whenever I piss I piss on my balls.

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that wasnt about you, that was about Never.

30 seconds:jerkit:

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Originally Posted by dodgekota

well maybe if yall swapped spots... like he be the packer, and you lie and take it for a while.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

jus playin.

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:lmfao:

BUURRRNNN!

I knew that

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Originally Posted by dodgekota

well maybe if yall swapped spots... like he be the packer, and you lie and take it for a while.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

jus playin.

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we did that

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Originally Posted by gijoe0720

we did that

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:lmfao: :doh:

haha...remember never to go to Trion, ga

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Originally Posted by never_finished

haha...remember never to go to Trion, ga

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why not? yall can cum see me.

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This one went dead...

holy fuckin shit. I just farted and OMG it fuckin stunk.

you sure that wasnt your upper lip?

pretty sure it wasn't

k.

and the morning bump.

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Originally Posted by 5thgcelica

and the morning bump.

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:werd:

Well, this thread is empty.

useless post.

+1

again.

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