my sister got pregnant whenever she was 18 and had her first kid at 19. Got pregnant and had another at 21. She was six weeks pregnant with the second one before she got married. Then after they got married she had one more and he is 9 months old. My sister is 25, will be 26 in june.
I have never tried the spiderman, she would kick my ass. Lol.
I always wanted to pull the bay window switch with someone. Now that would be funny. Wouldn't do it to my girl though, don't want some other guy around. Lol.
Gi, your sister sounds alot like my feonces sister. Lol. Just had the 3rd kid, is on her second marriage. But she is only 21!!!
squezzing in a useless post.
one more useless post,
right after that stupid 30 sec rule. :jerkit: :2up: :2up: :2up: :2up: :2up:
going for the gold.
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Wow! 21 and 3 kids? Man that chick I am talkin to was sayin whenever she gets married she wants to have 4-5 kids. I was like why in the hell you want that many.
may as well take runner up 2.
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I know right. Me and my feonce have always said that we only wanted 2. She gets mad because I tell here that this is our second so we are done. :D
lol.
sry it took so long... it wouldnt let me on IA.
30 seconds...:jerkit:
I have never met anyone who actually pulled the baywindow switch before. Have any of you guys?
kota, you said it wouldn't let you on Ia, see, that is the shit I am talking about. It does that to me 4-5 times a day. Just wont let me in, but I can visit other sites no problem, so it isn't my connection. Weird.
Ya. maybe its the IA server.
ive never heard of the baywindow switch before...
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what is the baywindow switch?
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hahahaha
im backk
The Baywindow Switch- Here is what you do.
Bend a girl over the window seal where she can she out the window. Start hitting it from behind. Now, while you are hitting it, have friend sneek in and switch places with him without the girl noticing. Now sneak outside and go to the window. Knock on the window and see the reaction on her face!!!
Have you heard of the rodeo?
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Originally Posted by connect
no, havnt heard of the rodeo
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haha that would be great. Never heard of the rodeo either
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here's an assload of those i posted awhile back
http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=41899
Well, here is the rodeo.
Get the girl on the bed. Start hitting it doggy style. Now have a friend come running into the room yelling rodeo. Naturally the girl is going to jump and try to hide. Well, try to hold on and keep it in her, if you can do it for 8 seconds like the bull riders do, then you did good.
You guys know anymore of these?
Houdini: Wanna be a magician? First off start ramming the bitch from behind. When you are about to cum, announce that your cumming. Pull out and hock a loogie on her back, and when she turns around to look at you, bust a nut right on her face.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Bucking Bronco: You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. When she tries to get you off, see how long you can stay on this bucking bronco.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Pablocopter: Ok, you start ramming her from behind, then you bust all in your condom. You slip it off, tie it off in a knot and swing it around while you sing Petey Pablo's line of, "Swing it like a helicopter.":lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
check the link i posted connect....
bucking bronco: have the girl on top, and get going pretty good, then announce that you slept with her sister last night, see how long u can keep her on. If she doesnt have a sister, tell her you have aids
ok well i guess it can be called different things haha
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speakin of rodeo. There is a pro bull rider that lives in the same town as me. He just made 250,000 dollars the other day. Sean Willingham.
Table Time: This is when you are bending someone over a table doggy style, and right as you are about to cum in the heat of the moment you ask them "What time is it?" When they look back at you confused and say, "What?" You then slam their head into the table and say "It's Table time Bitch":lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Tabasco Breakup: Before sex, you replace your trusty everyday lube with 5-6 ounces of flaming hot Tabasco sauce and liberally apply it to the outside of your condom. Now I'm not talking about that mild, weak shit that you get at Taco Bell, I am talking about that silly hot dark green shit that you can only find in the dark jungles of some unknown foreign country. After you've greased up, you quickly slide it in and give her about 2-8 quick pumps, pull out and roll over snickering and watch the bitch break the sound barrier as she runs for the bathroom holding her burning cooch. You tell her it is supposedly some sort of new strain of incurable STD, and finish up the relationship by emptying her purse and stealing her car.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Wrecking Ball: Do your girl from behind while standing. While she's bent over, grab both of her wrists. Pick a nearby target, and swing that bitch's head into it like a wrecking ball.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
That is the best fucking thread on IA, beside this one of course.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
:lmfao: these things never get old
so I have been in this one thread through the whole movie. It just went off and it was a damn good movie.
anyone heard of or listen to Greeley Estates?
Nope. You ever heard of Buck and Duke?
www.buckandduke.com
Pull Start: If you have a freaky bitch, and she wants to do anal beads, make her think twice. Once they're in her ass, pretend like you're starting a lawnmower, and pull start that junk out of her ass. She will shit everywhere and you can laugh.
Tony Danza: When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say 'Who's the boss?' and stick it in her ass. Before she has a chance to complain you shout 'TONY DANZA!' and punch her in the head.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
that stuff's great.
so connect, do you have any form of messanger? yahoo? msn? gmail?
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i just read that entire thread. funny shit.
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No, just email, IA, and my cell phone. I don't trust the messenger programs.
my email is [email protected]. Gmail is almost like a damn messenger.