Your Craziest story about your "Ex"

[The Golden Child]

WTF is this thread doing back?

Oh well.. on with story.. hell.. too tired to write whole thing... cliff's notes version:

1. my tongue is pierced.
2. my ex had a horizontal clit ring
3. We got stuck.

i would of still went at it ..

[SixSquared]

i would of still went at it ..

after getting unstuck we did. Thing that sucked was that I didn't realize I was stuck until after she came... every fucking time I moved she would about rip my tongue out of my head bucking... ah.. those were the days... my first model.. teehee

[The Golden Child]

after getting unstuck we did. Thing that sucked was that I didn't realize I was stuck until after she came... every fucking time I moved she would about rip my tongue out of my head bucking... ah.. those were the days... my first model.. teehee

i was imagining it and i laughed .. LIRL !!!

[SixSquared]

you would laugh.... I got kicked!

[itsjustdee]

i don't have a story about a crazy ex..bkuz usually i'm the one that comes out crazy. so just a note, make sure u break up with me on good terms

[The Golden Child]

i don't have a story about a crazy ex..bkuz usually i'm the one that comes out crazy. so just a note, make sure u break up with me on good terms

oh really ..

[itsjustdee]

oh really ..

u should kno. asian girls are crazy. LOL

[The Golden Child]

u should kno. asian girls are crazy. LOL

yea i know .. but i still love my asian girls ..

[HvyArms]

I'm gonna try and make it really short:


She used to call me at home, I stopped taking her calls there. One night she called 72 times back to back. I know because my caller ID lists every single call seperately. Then she starts calling my Job. The girl I was with before her, was named Stacey...so was a coworker of mine. Coworker answers the phone at the job, she thinks it's the same Stacey who is my ex, curses her out. Curses everyone out at my job, called all day for 2 weeks.

Then she told her uncle that I hit her. First of all, I'd never hit a woman. Honestly I'd beat a dudes ass if I ever witnessed a guy hit a girl, wouldnt even have to know her. Anyway, uncle threatens me (My son trains Laila Ali) he said...my response was "Dude, your son fights with a fucking girl? So? Swear to God. Anyway, he sends guys to come get me. They drive in from out of state, get a hotel room, and decide to go shopping at Lenox Mall. While at the Mall they bump into a few girls, one guys starts running his mouth about why they're here from out of state. They exchange info, and tell the girls which hotel they're at. Room numbers and all. One of the girls is my close friends sister, she calls me, breaks down the whole story. I call 3 friends, we strap up and go to the Hotel. Catch the 4 guys off gaurd, no violence, just some really...clearly spoken...words of encouragement to get the fuck outta Atlanta.

They leave, guess she finds out nothing happened. She starts calling again, cursing me out. I tape the conversations. I make a song about the relationship using her vocals from the conversation as the intro, and outro. Everyone laughs. Fin

[The Golden Child]

sounds interesting post up the song so we can hear it ..

[HvyArms]

sounds interesting post up the song so we can hear it ..

I would if I knew how. Besides I dont have web access at home.

[The Golden Child]

I would if I knew how. Besides I dont have web access at home.

so how r u on ??

[The Golden Child]

email it to me ill post it up ..

[email protected]

[HvyArms]

so how r u on ??

Because I'm at work, and if I get fired for IA I'm comin after ya ass.

[The Golden Child]

aint no one coming for my ass ..
cause ill have crazy asian pinch you ..
he likes doing that ..

[civic95]

Dated this Puerto Rican chik for like 7 months. Sex was great, but attitude sucked. Broke up.

She comes over to hang out like 6 months later, and proceeds to tell me all about her last 6 months of having 3 somes, and fucking other girls. Stupid bitch she had some hot ass friends how come she didn't have 3 somes when we were together.

[B16a2 Civic]

OH THATS JUST MESSED UP, I WOULD HAVE DONKEY KONG'D HER

[thinkfast®]

yea that deserves a clenched fist, right on the top of her head.. not cool. not cool at all

[kittychick]

Travis has a good ex-gf story... I should get him to post it up...
the ending's really funny and so is the update (his best friend who's visiting from out of state bumped into her at the store the other day...)
~~its got sex and drugs and cheating and lying~~

[kittychick]

oh- and ghosts too

[JennB]

I've dated a few that weren't totally right but never violent or insane... only one that was truly crazy.

We went out... it was obvious it wasn't working after a while. He was always just not nice and a little suspicious but when I told him it was over... all of his crazy came out.

1) Threw a crate of records at me
2) Tried to jump out of my car on the highway... I should have let him
3) Called me at work about 25 times in a day.
4) Would leave me messages saying "I'm coming to your fucking office right now!!!!"
5) Called me on my cell phone to the point where I would see it counting "15 missed calls".... "22 missed calls" W..T..F
6) Would come by my house at 3am and knock on my window....the cops were called many times
7) Restraining order
8) He moved barely across the state line so my restraning order wasn't in effect anymore... calls started again. I had to get call block on my work phone and blocked every number he called me from, at home as well.
9) Left me alone for a while and then would randomly call about every month or so from a different number every time. Because of him, I never answered unknown numbers but he always left some message. Creepy fucker. He kept calling me randomly for over 2 years after the last time we spoke. It only stopped when I moved out of state and left no forwarding number
10) Even now... 5 years later... he still will randomly message me through MySpace and tell me how awesome I am. I have not exchanged a single word with him in 5 years. I have never responded to a mesage, never answered the phone, nothing.

I purposely don't let anyone who knows him know where I am. I have no idea what I did to deserve that. Anyone who knows me know how calm and rational I am... I have never provoked this.. he just never stops.

I really wish he would just fall off of the face of the Earth.

[civic95]

so just a note, make sure u break up with me on good terms

We have to get together before we can break up