Your Craziest story about your "Ex"

JC · 01-19-2006, 01:21 PM

hahahhahaha..... hmmm........I gonna have to pass on this one. LOL.

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 12:43 PM

no more

**thinkfast®** · 01-24-2006, 12:49 PM

hmm

Lemme see if I can recall some more FOB stories LIRL

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 12:50 PM

LIRL!!!!
well, i talked to a girl that was in teh Lloyd Banks Video " on fire"
i havent talked to her in a while, let me call her up

**BluesClues** · 01-24-2006, 12:53 PM

Ok, my story is some awful shit that just happened like last month. Ok, I was dating this guy that I feel head over heels for and was given the impression that he felt the same for me (he told me). Well, things were going great. We were planning to move in together, even possibly marriage, and starting a family. Well, we decided to go ahead and start a family now. So we had been constantly working at making this family. Well, it seems like everything all went downhill in like one week. We both had the idea that I was pregnant and all and we were both happy. He started acting weird. I was getting weird vibes that things were not right. I asked him if everything was alright and he told me that he thought that we were moving too fast, so I agreed to slow things down to make it more comfortable for him. That did not seem to work. the vibes did not go away. to make a long story short. He broke up with me for his ex girlfriend. He claimed that he was still in love with her after he first told me that he was never in love with her. A week later I find out that I was pregnant. The whole situation was fucked up. Long story short, I had a miscarriage from all the stress and depression.

Someone top that shit!

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 12:54 PM

thats alot of sex.
i got something to beat that

how about getting stabbed in the hand

**BluesClues** · 01-24-2006, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

thats alot of sex.
i got something to beat that

how about getting stabbed in the hand

Yeah I would say that is pretty damn intense, but I lost a life! I am pretty scarred (if spelled right)

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by BluesClues

Yeah I would say that is pretty damn intense, but I lost a life! I am pretty scarred (if spelled right)

true.
but have you ever been stabbed?

**BluesClues** · 01-24-2006, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

true.
but have you ever been stabbed?

No I have not been stabbed. I see this is bothering you

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by BluesClues

No I have not been stabbed. I see this is bothering you

being stabbed is no walk in the park.

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

thats a negative
ever heard the term Loosey Lucy?

hey hey now...not all white chicks are loose!

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by babygurl

hey hey now...not all white chicks are loose!

i know, not ALL
i knew that statement would get me in trouble

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

i know, not ALL
i knew that statement would get me in trouble

oh ya you on the list!

**Jimmy B** · 01-24-2006, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by babygurl

I would have pulled a Shi Peng and left her ass there!

i was with her for another 2.5 years.. lol

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 02:45 PM

Who else is on tha list@babygurl?

**Jimmy B** · 01-24-2006, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by babygurl

hey hey now...not all white chicks are loose!

but they are easy..

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Jimmy B

but they are easy..

Some white girls are easy....but not all...

and dont make me e slap you!

**Jimmy B** · 01-24-2006, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by babygurl

Some white girls are easy....but not all...

and dont make me e slap you!

hush it.. i will sic win on ya...

btw, i can dodge e-slaps

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Jimmy B

hush it.. i will sic win on ya...

btw, i can dodge e-slaps

Nah Win wont hurt me...he loves me to much! (Sometimes, hahaha)

**BluesClues** · 01-24-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

being stabbed is no walk in the park.

Did it go all the way through?

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by BluesClues

Ok, my story is some awful shit that just happened like last month. Ok, I was dating this guy that I feel head over heels for and was given the impression that he felt the same for me (he told me). Well, things were going great. We were planning to move in together, even possibly marriage, and starting a family. Well, we decided to go ahead and start a family now. So we had been constantly working at making this family. Well, it seems like everything all went downhill in like one week. We both had the idea that I was pregnant and all and we were both happy. He started acting weird. I was getting weird vibes that things were not right. I asked him if everything was alright and he told me that he thought that we were moving too fast, so I agreed to slow things down to make it more comfortable for him. That did not seem to work. the vibes did not go away. to make a long story short. He broke up with me for his ex girlfriend. He claimed that he was still in love with her after he first told me that he was never in love with her. A week later I find out that I was pregnant. The whole situation was fucked up. Long story short, I had a miscarriage from all the stress and depression.

Someone top that shit!

Sorry to hear you miscarried....

But dont worry about your ex....I have actually had very bad luck with my boyfriends going back to their ex's. Now they are calling me wanting me back lol...I told one over xmas to Fuck off!

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by BluesClues

Did it go all the way through?

no, but it left a red mark and shit.

**BluesClues** · 01-24-2006, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

no, but it left a red mark and shit.

Would you like for me to kiss it and make it better?

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by BluesClues

Would you like for me to kiss it and make it better?

coobut i was compensated for my pain.....over and over

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

coobut i was compensated for my pain.....over and over

hmmm...and i bet the relationship didnt last!

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by babygurl

hmmm...and i bet the relationship didnt last!

your right.
the reason why was given on teh first post

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

well i was in another thread and this kind of came up...well heres my story

Well, i went to the movies with my boy and my friend said he's bringin some old friends from highschool to watch teh movie, one of em was fine but i didn't holla cause she had a fiance, but she ended up going thru my friend to get my # and we started talkin and what have you.
Well one night i was over at her place watchin and movies and " what have you" and she got mad cause a girl called me while i was with her and she was on all dat " lets be exclusive " shit...but tha thing was that she had a fiance that was in teh military and overseas....i was like..." you gotta be kiddin me, you got a fiance"...then she stabbed me in the hand....they broke up cause of me then we went out for maybe a few days...then me and her fell out *( my choice, cause if she cheat on him, whats to say she wont do it to me...not with anyone else finer...impossible!!)...she had a baby with teh next guy ( who was in teh military too) and now she works at burger king...she was fine tho, i'd hit it again

Lets hear your stories

B16a2 Notes:
1.) went out with fine girl
2.) fine girl has fiance
3.) fine girl has a fiance
4.) fine girl gets mad cause a girl calls me while i was chillin with her
5.) fine girl stabs me
6.) girl breaks up with fiance for me
7.) break up with fine crazy girl

**BluesClues** · 01-24-2006, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

your right.
the reason why was given on teh first post

Well, at least you are feeling better. Now let this be a lesson learned. Don't mess with girls with boyfriends overseas. She might just be crazy herself.

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by BluesClues

Well, at least you are feeling better. Now let this be a lesson learned. Don't mess with girls with boyfriends overseas. She might just be crazy herself.

yeah for real!...

and on that note, dont mess with another girl that is attached, no matter where her boyfriend is! lol

**BluesClues** · 01-24-2006, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by babygurl

yeah for real!...

and on that note, dont mess with another girl that is attached, no matter where her boyfriend is! lol

True dat true dat!

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 03:48 PM

but she came on to me....and intiated everything....but the intercourse hadf us both comming back

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

but she came on to me....and intiated everything....but the intercourse hadf us both comming back

lol I have been there done that!

Still not worth it tho...cheating is bad!

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 03:56 PM

i didn't cheat.......really

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

i didn't cheat.......really

hahahahaahah is that what they are calling it now!

**BluesClues** · 01-24-2006, 04:10 PM

What if you had been on the show CHEATERS? What would you have done then? lol

**B16a2 Civic** · 01-24-2006, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by BluesClues

What if you had been on the show CHEATERS? What would you have done then? lol

LIRL, i'd be giving shout outs, and you kno when black folks on there, they tend to fight, ....now if i lose teh fight, imma ask them to blurr my afcem if i win, imma make sure my face is shown and my number is posted so all teh fine honey's can call me if they want some pipe laid LIRL

**babygurl** · 01-24-2006, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

LIRL, i'd be giving shout outs, and you kno when black folks on there, they tend to fight, ....now if i lose teh fight, imma ask them to blurr my afcem if i win, imma make sure my face is shown and my number is posted so all teh fine honey's can call me if they want some pipe laid LIRL

terrible.....do you have no pride man?

**BluesClues** · 01-24-2006, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

LIRL, i'd be giving shout outs, and you kno when black folks on there, they tend to fight, ....now if i lose teh fight, imma ask them to blurr my afcem if i win, imma make sure my face is shown and my number is posted so all teh fine honey's can call me if they want some pipe laid LIRL

Hell naw! You'de be getting calls like, "so yeah I saw you on cheaters last night and I thought you were pretty cute."

**B16a2 Civic** · 07-26-2006, 10:57 AM

crazy shit

**The Golden Child** · 07-26-2006, 11:01 AM

real crazy ..

**SixSquared** · 07-26-2006, 11:12 AM

WTF is this thread doing back?

Oh well.. on with story.. hell.. too tired to write whole thing... cliff's notes version:

1. my tongue is pierced.
2. my ex had a horizontal clit ring
3. We got stuck.

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