lol, ever see a giraffe's tongue?Originally Posted by silver
lol, ever see a giraffe's tongue?
its blue... ? still confused...lol, ever see a giraffe's tongue?
lol, no silly...it's longgggg...quit screwin with my post! grrrr.
lol i know that but how do you know? thats my question dork!!
lol, you've been getting some of that tongue for how long now? don't lie now....do i need to get drew and jm a bottle of tequila to do a experiment with you two?
bwahahahahaha i think they would enjoy that!!!
Now get back on topic and continue helping this poor man out...and let his girl find out what she's been missing
i gave him lots of direction.. thank you very much..Now get back on topic and continue helping this poor man out...and let his girl find out what she's been missing
LIRL!! wtf tinkfesto?!?! hahaahah
Wow.. I am about to have a Giraffe phobia with all these Giraffe tongues going up everywhere...
~In life it's most important to find a world that belongs to us. Life is meaningful only when we can find this world.~
haha yea.. even on my off days, I am still ON!!! woohoo
he would've been faster but took twice as long to find a pic that already said xterrachic on it
hey you didnt even mention me on your calander!!!
aw I'm sorry, I got Feb comin up, you will see
*steps away from thread not knowing what to think*
thanks for the lesson.....lol
You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!
Just consider this time pro bono, I normally charge by the hour
holy shit that is hilarious but scary yes at the same time, LOL, funny story man!
Ok, so last night, i decided to be spontanious and adventurous, well i got to insurection and get a little toy to use on my girl. I bought her this lil pocket vibrator "silver bullet". so we get into our little 4 play session
and i surprise her with it, *note* we never used one of these before so the initial shock took place but she liked it. So we are playing around and she is loving it until i decided maybe i should put it in her...good/bad idea she was loving it until i let go of it. Its maybe the size of a stick of lipstick... it was stuck in there for like 20 mintues while we were tyring to figure out how to get it out...scared the shit out of me.
lawl
funny shit
So anyone remember when Jackass sent ol' Johnny into get a xray of his ass, the doctor about freaked when he saw a hot wheels car stuck up his ass.
LOL
damn man thats sounds fun but hella scary in the end but good.
nice dude... but it happens to the best of us
bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!(wiping snot from nose.....tears from eyes)
and then you post it here
but you should have no problen
the size of a lip stick, seems equivalent to the size of your dick
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