Very Close call..scary yet funny

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Originally Posted by silver

I'm a giraffe??

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lol, ever see a giraffe's tongue? :tongue:

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Originally Posted by speedminded

well, unless you are Silver anyways...freakin giraffe.

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:confused:

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Originally Posted by speedminded

lol, ever see a giraffe's tongue? :tongue:

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its blue... ? still confused...

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Originally Posted by XterraChic

its blue... ? still confused...

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lol, no silly...it's longgggg...quit screwin with my post! grrrr.

http://s107191535.onlinehome.us/imag...d%20tongue.jpg

lol i know that but how do you know? thats my question dork!!

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Originally Posted by XterraChic

lol i know that but how do you know? thats my question dork!!

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lol, you've been getting some of that tongue for how long now? don't lie now....do i need to get drew and jm a bottle of tequila to do a experiment with you two?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ffe_(head).jpg

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Originally Posted by speedminded

lol, you've been getting some of that tongue for how long now? don't lie now....do i need to get drew and jm a bottle of tequila to do a experiment with you two?

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bwahahahahaha i think they would enjoy that!!!

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Originally Posted by XterraChic

bwahahahahaha i think they would enjoy that!!!

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Now get back on topic and continue helping this poor man out...and let his girl find out what she's been missing :)

Wow.. I am about to have a Giraffe phobia with all these Giraffe tongues going up everywhere...

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Originally Posted by speedminded

Now get back on topic and continue helping this poor man out...and let his girl find out what she's been missing :)

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i gave him lots of direction.. thank you very much.. :)

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Originally Posted by silver

Wow.. I am about to have a Giraffe phobia with all these Giraffe tongues going up everywhere...

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You know you want some of that, lol :lickpuss:

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Originally Posted by XterraChic

i gave him lots of direction.. thank you very much.. :)

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notice i said continue helping??? :slap:

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Originally Posted by XterraChic

bwahahahahaha i think they would enjoy that!!!

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http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7...rrachic5jm.jpg

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Originally Posted by thinkfast

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7...rrachic5jm.jpg

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LIRL!! wtf tinkfesto?!?! hahaahah :lmfao:

haha yea.. even on my off days, I am still ON!!! woohoo

hey you didnt even mention me on your calander!!!

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Originally Posted by thinkfast

haha yea.. even on my off days, I am still ON!!! woohoo

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he would've been faster but took twice as long to find a pic that already said xterrachic on it :tongue:

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Originally Posted by XterraChic

hey you didnt even mention me on your calander!!!

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aw I'm sorry, I got Feb comin up, you will see :D

*steps away from thread not knowing what to think*

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Originally Posted by speedminded

lol, welcome to IA my friend....you just thought we only knew about cars. Lemme give you a hint, if you go down on a girl you're tongue is not reallyyyy "inside" her...you know, well, unless you are Silver anyways...freakin giraffe. Anyways, stimulation around "the hood" is a great spot for your new little toy. Now do that during intercourse (say on your knees w/ her legs up around her waist) placing your hand on her lower abdomen holding the toy up against her with your thumb...so it's basically resting on top of the one eyed snake while it's exploring. You can move it around with your thumb and if it's a real slippery situation might need to grasp it using your index finger and thumb to keep it from getting away.

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damn jason! :eek:

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Originally Posted by speedminded

Just the heat alone from your hand on her abdomen will do wonders but with her clitoris vibrating and once you start going at it like a jack hammer then her eyes are gonna roll in the back of her head and *BOOM* Early screaming expected with a 50% chance of showers, clawing, and possibly scratching. :D

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too funny!!! :lmfao:

thanks for the lesson.....lol

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Originally Posted by RISKYB

thanks for the lesson.....lol

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Just consider this time pro bono, I normally charge by the hour :D

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Originally Posted by spoolinb18

please dooo i'm serious. i need some guidance as you can see lmao. how would we have even approached the ER if we had to go to the hospital. her with a buzzing pelvis and all...man i wasn't looking forward to that one.

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sadly enough...... they see that alot in the ER.... i have a buddy at a smaller hospital and he said they see stuff like this a few times a week :eek: so ur case wouldnt be so unusual LOL

holy shit that is hilarious but scary yes at the same time, LOL, funny story man!

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Originally Posted by spoolinb18

Ok, so last night, i decided to be spontanious and adventurous :king: , well i got to insurection and get a little toy to use on my girl. I bought her this lil pocket vibrator "silver bullet". so we get into our little 4 play session :lickpuss: and i surprise her with it, *note* we never used one of these before so the initial shock took place but she liked it. So we are playing around and she is loving it until i decided maybe i should put it in her...good/bad idea she was loving it until i let go of it. Its maybe the size of a stick of lipstick... it was stuck in there for like 20 mintues while we were tyring to figure out how to get it out...scared the shit out of me. :eek:

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lawl

funny shit

So anyone remember when Jackass sent ol' Johnny into get a xray of his ass, the doctor about freaked when he saw a hot wheels car stuck up his ass.

LOL

damn man thats sounds fun but hella scary in the end but good.

nice dude... but it happens to the best of us

bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!(wiping snot from nose.....tears from eyes)

http://www.odogparks.org/HaHaHaHa.jpg

and then you post it here

but you should have no problen

the size of a lip stick, seems equivalent to the size of your dick