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    Quote Originally Posted by spoolinb18
    please dooo i'm serious. i need some guidance as you can see lmao. how would we have even approached the ER if we had to go to the hospital. her with a buzzing pelvis and all...man i wasn't looking forward to that one.
    OMG lol that would be funny!! embarrassing yet funny...

    i cant give any instructions cuz it differs from girl to girl.. lol my advice however is to keep the cord attached no matter how annoying/loud it may be.. its safer that way.. and then you dont have to worry.. and like i said before outside is better than inside IMO!!!!

    oh and you made a good purchase!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    OMG lol that would be funny!! embarrassing yet funny...

    i cant give any instructions cuz it differs from girl to girl.. lol my advice however is to keep the cord attached no matter how annoying/loud it may be.. its safer that way.. and then you dont have to worry.. and like i said before outside is better than inside IMO!!!!

    oh and you made a good purchase!!
    how is outside better than inside though? yea it was a good purchase alright lol i think she likes it more than she likes me. i hid it so she wouldn't use it while i wasn't home lol. dont want her getting all "independant".

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoolinb18
    how is outside better than inside though? yea it was a good purchase alright lol i think she likes it more than she likes me. i hid it so she wouldn't use it while i wasn't home lol. dont want her getting all "independant".
    ok here we go..gonna try and keep this "G" rated.. lol omg is that a pun? almost? anywho...

    girls are equiped with many "areas" that can be used for "pleasure"... have her use the new "toy" on the area that hulud mentioned.. or where ever is comfortable to her.. after using it she will find that spot that will make her show her happy face .. for now its all an experiment til she finds what she likes.. help her out... dont be shy.. oh and my advice.. dont hide it from her.. she will never REPLACE you.. a toy is just for fun.. just another way to add a lil spice to the bedroom.. plus her using it byherself will help her become more comfortable with her body.. she might not feel completely open doing things in front of you she would do alone.. so let her have her alone time to play.. i promise it will benefit you in the long run!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    ok here we go..gonna try and keep this "G" rated.. lol omg is that a pun? almost? anywho...

    girls are equiped with many "areas" that can be used for "pleasure"... have her use the new "toy" on the area that hulud mentioned.. or where ever is comfortable to her.. after using it she will find that spot that will make her show her happy face .. for now its all an experiment til she finds what she likes.. help her out... dont be shy.. oh and my advice.. dont hide it from her.. she will never REPLACE you.. a toy is just for fun.. just another way to add a lil spice to the bedroom.. plus her using it byherself will help her become more comfortable with her body.. she might not feel completely open doing things in front of you she would do alone.. so let her have her alone time to play.. i promise it will benefit you in the long run!!
    damn...you should give some classes or come to the house and point things out lol j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoolinb18
    how is outside better than inside though? yea it was a good purchase alright lol i think she likes it more than she likes me. i hid it so she wouldn't use it while i wasn't home lol. dont want her getting all "independant".
    lol, welcome to IA my friend....you just thought we only knew about cars. Lemme give you a hint, if you go down on a girl you're tongue is not reallyyyy "inside" her...you know, well, unless you are Silver anyways...freakin giraffe. Anyways, stimulation around "the hood" is a great spot for your new little toy. Now do that during intercourse (say on your knees w/ her legs up around her waist) placing your hand on her lower abdomen holding the toy up against her with your thumb...so it's basically resting on top of the one eyed snake while it's exploring. You can move it around with your thumb and if it's a real slippery situation might need to grasp it using your index finger and thumb to keep it from getting away.

    Just the heat alone from your hand on her abdomen will do wonders but with her clitoris vibrating and once you start going at it like a jack hammer then her eyes are gonna roll in the back of her head and *BOOM* Early screaming expected with a 50% chance of showers, clawing, and possibly scratching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    well, unless you are Silver anyways...freakin giraffe.
    :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    lol, welcome to IA my friend....you just thought we only knew about cars. Lemme give you a hint, if you go down on a girl you're tongue is not reallyyyy "inside" her...you know, well, unless you are Silver anyways...freakin giraffe. Anyways, stimulation around "the hood" is a great spot for your new little toy. Now do that during intercourse (say on your knees w/ her legs up around her waist) placing your hand on her lower abdomen holding the toy up against her with your thumb...so it's basically resting on top of the one eyed snake while it's exploring. You can move it around with your thumb and if it's a real slippery situation might need to grasp it using your index finger and thumb to keep it from getting away.
    damn jason!

    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    Just the heat alone from your hand on her abdomen will do wonders but with her clitoris vibrating and once you start going at it like a jack hammer then her eyes are gonna roll in the back of her head and *BOOM* Early screaming expected with a 50% chance of showers, clawing, and possibly scratching.
    too funny!!!
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