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  1. 01-16-2006, 11:10 AM #1
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    Default Very Close call..scary yet funny

    Ok, so last night, i decided to be spontanious and adventurous , well i got to insurection and get a little toy to use on my girl. I bought her this lil pocket vibrator "silver bullet". so we get into our little 4 play session and i surprise her with it, *note* we never used one of these before so the initial shock took place but she liked it. So we are playing around and she is loving it until i decided maybe i should put it in her...good/bad idea she was loving it until i let go of it. Its maybe the size of a stick of lipstick... it was stuck in there for like 20 mintues while we were tyring to figure out how to get it out...scared the shit out of me.
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    you're crazy Jerome
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    ahahaha it disappeared .. lolz
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  4. 01-16-2006, 11:29 AM #4
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    yea it disappeared then i made matters worse by saying that she could just push it out like they do on the movies lol.
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    ahahaha omg hope your girl doesnt come on this site .. lolz
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    lol....it doesnt have a string? make a string for it lol.....then push it in.
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    HAhahaha Damn!

    could've been a disaster

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    OMG OMG OMG.........lol
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    hahaha he said do like they do in the movies.......
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    yea i have to agree with alex lol
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    umm, that has a cord on it right...with a little controller for the speed?

    but it's funny...it gets sucked in like a ping pong ball in a shop vac
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    LOL well it did kidna have a cord on it, it was like a key chain kinda thing and it made a lot of noise so i unhooked it...it was to late when i thought about putting it back on a string.
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    umm, that has a cord on it right...with a little controller for the speed?

    but it's funny...it gets sucked in like a ping pong ball in a shop vac
    na it doesn't have a speed thing, that one was like 40 bucks.
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    lmao.
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    so i guess you didnt get any after taht incident?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    so i guess you didnt get any after taht incident?
    surprisingly enought lol we finished our business, i got it out and we laughed it off...then we right back at it.
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    omg i could say so many things.. lol


    that is too funny.. and just an fyi for future reference... outside is better than inside...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoolinb18
    LOL well it did kidna have a cord on it, it was like a key chain kinda thing and it made a lot of noise so i unhooked it...it was to late when i thought about putting it back on a string.
    lol, brings to meaning to experimenting in bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoolinb18
    surprisingly enought lol we finished our business, i got it out and we laughed it off...then we right back at it.
    nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    omg i could say so many things.. lol


    that is too funny.. and just an fyi for future reference... outside is better than inside...
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    omg i could say so many things.. lol


    that is too funny.. and just an fyi for future reference... outside is better than inside...
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    omg i could say so many things.. lol


    that is too funny.. and just an fyi for future reference... outside is better than inside...
    please dooo i'm serious. i need some guidance as you can see lmao. how would we have even approached the ER if we had to go to the hospital. her with a buzzing pelvis and all...man i wasn't looking forward to that one.
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    Even if it didnt have a cord its not like a girls pussy is a never ending hole.. reach up there with your fingers and pull it out.. its that simple
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoolinb18
    please dooo i'm serious. i need some guidance as you can see lmao. how would we have even approached the ER if we had to go to the hospital. her with a buzzing pelvis and all...man i wasn't looking forward to that one.
    OMG lol that would be funny!! embarrassing yet funny...

    i cant give any instructions cuz it differs from girl to girl.. lol my advice however is to keep the cord attached no matter how annoying/loud it may be.. its safer that way.. and then you dont have to worry.. and like i said before outside is better than inside IMO!!!!

    oh and you made a good purchase!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    OMG lol that would be funny!! embarrassing yet funny...

    i cant give any instructions cuz it differs from girl to girl.. lol my advice however is to keep the cord attached no matter how annoying/loud it may be.. its safer that way.. and then you dont have to worry.. and like i said before outside is better than inside IMO!!!!

    oh and you made a good purchase!!
    how is outside better than inside though? yea it was a good purchase alright lol i think she likes it more than she likes me. i hid it so she wouldn't use it while i wasn't home lol. dont want her getting all "independant".
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    its called teh clitoris
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoolinb18
    how is outside better than inside though? yea it was a good purchase alright lol i think she likes it more than she likes me. i hid it so she wouldn't use it while i wasn't home lol. dont want her getting all "independant".
    ok here we go..gonna try and keep this "G" rated.. lol omg is that a pun? almost? anywho...

    girls are equiped with many "areas" that can be used for "pleasure"... have her use the new "toy" on the area that hulud mentioned.. or where ever is comfortable to her.. after using it she will find that spot that will make her show her happy face .. for now its all an experiment til she finds what she likes.. help her out... dont be shy.. oh and my advice.. dont hide it from her.. she will never REPLACE you.. a toy is just for fun.. just another way to add a lil spice to the bedroom.. plus her using it byherself will help her become more comfortable with her body.. she might not feel completely open doing things in front of you she would do alone.. so let her have her alone time to play.. i promise it will benefit you in the long run!!
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    ahahaha hide the silver bullet....lol....... thats crazy man +1 for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    ok here we go..gonna try and keep this "G" rated.. lol omg is that a pun? almost? anywho...

    girls are equiped with many "areas" that can be used for "pleasure"... have her use the new "toy" on the area that hulud mentioned.. or where ever is comfortable to her.. after using it she will find that spot that will make her show her happy face .. for now its all an experiment til she finds what she likes.. help her out... dont be shy.. oh and my advice.. dont hide it from her.. she will never REPLACE you.. a toy is just for fun.. just another way to add a lil spice to the bedroom.. plus her using it byherself will help her become more comfortable with her body.. she might not feel completely open doing things in front of you she would do alone.. so let her have her alone time to play.. i promise it will benefit you in the long run!!
    damn...you should give some classes or come to the house and point things out lol j/k
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    lol nah homie.. like i said it differs from girlie to girlie.. just play around with it.. she will figure out what she likes..
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    hey i figure i'm not the only one that has made this mistake...at least i hope. i made the suggestion of getting two spoons to pull it out and she damn near smacked the shit out of me. the even more fucked up thing would have been the conversation that we would have with her sister as to why we needed to go to the hospital at midnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoolinb18
    how is outside better than inside though? yea it was a good purchase alright lol i think she likes it more than she likes me. i hid it so she wouldn't use it while i wasn't home lol. dont want her getting all "independant".
    lol, welcome to IA my friend....you just thought we only knew about cars. Lemme give you a hint, if you go down on a girl you're tongue is not reallyyyy "inside" her...you know, well, unless you are Silver anyways...freakin giraffe. Anyways, stimulation around "the hood" is a great spot for your new little toy. Now do that during intercourse (say on your knees w/ her legs up around her waist) placing your hand on her lower abdomen holding the toy up against her with your thumb...so it's basically resting on top of the one eyed snake while it's exploring. You can move it around with your thumb and if it's a real slippery situation might need to grasp it using your index finger and thumb to keep it from getting away.

    Just the heat alone from your hand on her abdomen will do wonders but with her clitoris vibrating and once you start going at it like a jack hammer then her eyes are gonna roll in the back of her head and *BOOM* Early screaming expected with a 50% chance of showers, clawing, and possibly scratching.
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