Interesting Joke!
A girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months.A Very worried, the mother goes to the
chemist and buys a pregnancy test. The test is
positive. Shouting,swearing, crying, the mother
says,"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want
to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of
the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the
living room with the father and the mother, and the
girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has
informed me
of the problem. I can't marry her because of my
personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs
and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath
her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa
and a $2,000,000 bank account." He continues: "If a
boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will
receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point,the father,who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f -ck her again
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Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
