You've heard the Mr. T and CHuck Norris facts...now read this....
The Vin Diesel saga...
1. Vin Diesel’s belly button is neither an innie or an outie
2. Vin Diesel started WW2, killed Kennedy, took down the Berlin wall, beat up Osama, and didn’t even need to go potty.
3. Vin Diesel created the first grilled cheese.
4. 5 x 5 is VIN DIESEL
5. Vin Diesel invented the hamburger only to eat it.
6. Vin Diesel once caught a bullet
7. Vin Diesel is the only person able to eat 6 crackers in one minute without anything just the crackers no water no nothing just him his mouth and those crackers
8. Vin Diesel created a tree with apples on it then ate the apples
9. you thought a 2X4 was common well not as common as a Vin Diesel
10. Vin Diesel no relation to the shoes diesels
11. When a tree falls down in the woods and no one is there to hear it, Vin Diesel hears it.
12. God was Vin Diesel’s third grade science project.
13. Vin Diesel actually runs on gasoline. Originally he was called Vin V8, but the vegetable juice people sued him.
14. Vin Diesel created Rome. In one day. With his penis
15. Vin Diesel once had a three some, himself, Virgin Mary, and Santa
16. Vin Diesel actually has hair, but its beauty can only be seen by the purest of heart.
17. Vin Diesel may or may not be a freight train.
18. Vin Diesel once collaborated with Jesus.
19. Vin Diesel can open child proof medicine without lining up the tabs….
20. When Vin Diesel goes swimming, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Vin.
21. When Vin diesel goes skateboarding … well I don’t know what happens but I did see him do a handrail to handrail transfer on a silver serving platter….
22. The atomic bomb was actually just Vin Diesel with a parachute
23. Vin Diesel created the chicken and the egg.
24. Vin Diesel has to talk to himself when god is sleeping because no one else is worth it.
25. Vin diesel stuffed 4kg of marijuana into Chappelle Corby’s bag
26. Vin Diesel created Comcast
27. Vin diesel taught Yoda everything he knows. Except his bad grammar!
28. Vin Diesel started the Great Fire of London in 1666, just so that he could have toast for breakfast.
29. At Christmas time, Vin Diesel stands naked upon the roof of the first Mini Cooper he comes across and challenges Zeus to a game of Scattergories.
Vin Diesel always wins.
30. Vin Diesel created Taiwan just to ---- china off.
31. Never play Rock, Paper, Scissors with Vin Diesel. He can read minds- and he never holds back.
32. Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his “Filet of Child” sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
33. Vin Diesel comes from a long line of Vikings, Germans, and Greek Gods.
34. God and Vin Diesel once made a bet for the souls of all mankind. Vin Diesel won. He still hasn’t decided what to do with all the souls.
35. Guns don’t kill people. Vin Diesel kills people…and then he eats their liver!
36. When Vin Diesel cant open a door he just eats through the wall
37. Vin Diesel goes to every funeral ever because he was the cause of death
38. Vin Diesel single handedly surrounded the 6th army at Stalingrad and forced them to surrender
39. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Vin Diesel said so of course!!
40. There are only two people in this world who can catch a fly with their bare hands, and they’re both Vin Diesel
41. Superman’s true identity is actually Vin Diesel
42. Vin Diesel can speak 276 different animal dialects including Unicorn
43. Vin Diesel is constructed entirely of the element, “Awesome.”
44. Vin Diesel can divide by Zero.
45. Vin Diesel got so drunk once that he ate the keg after drinking all of it, and it was filled with Ever clear. Two weeks later he crapped out a Ford Mustang, however, it was not a GT model, but did have leather seats.
Later, QD.
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Originally Posted by Hulud
