Ok so i just turned 24 jan 1 and i have been getting retarded emails from all my friends about growing old this one was actually kinda funny though.....
> 25 Signs You Have Grown Up
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> 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of
> >them.
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> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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> 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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> 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and
> >break up.
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> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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> 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
> door won't turn down the stereo.
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> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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> 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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> 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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> 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
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> 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
> one.
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> 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
> rather than settle, your stomach.
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> 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
> antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
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> 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
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> 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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> 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm
> >never going to drink that much again."
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> 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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> 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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> 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one
> >sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
> old butt.




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NOT RLY!!
You said you thought it was funny I was being sarcastic saying ORLY?! Not RLY haha Just kidding get it? :confused:
that those pertain to me!!!!
