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    Subject: The Tomato Company

    An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife
    and three kids He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm
    and easily passes an aptitude test.

    The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage
    of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in
    the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you
    when to start and where to report on your first day."

    Taken aback, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer
    nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand
    that to a company like ours that mean s that you virtually do not exist.
    Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by
    a high-tech firm. Good day."

    Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in
    his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb.
    crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner
    and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes
    and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day,
    he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags
    of groceries for his family.

    During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day.
    By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into
    the night. He multiplies his profits quickly.

    Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of
    tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a
    broken-down pickup truck.

    At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their
    neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying
    the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community
    college so she c! an keep books for him.

    By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and
    employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He
    continues to work hard.

    Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks
    and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the
    boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless
    and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed
    over one million dollars.

    Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting
    with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new
    circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to
    send the final documents electronically.

    When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and
    has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have
    e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if
    you'd had all of that five years ago!"

    "Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping
    floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour."

    Which brings us to the moral of the story:

    Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably
    closer to being a janitor than a millionaire.

    Sadly, I received it also.
    Brett (One of the true OG's, No really... ask anyone)
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    R.I.P Leisa, You are never forgotten - 10/7/08

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    HAHHAAH that was pretty good!

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    that was great.
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    nice!
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    great story i almost e-teared ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    :e-snicker:

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    that's a good story...almost feels true...
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    ~RIP Leisa - You will be missed~


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