I'm definitely not sue happy, and certainly do not actively "look for something to happen so they can make money". If you were in fact, refering to me. I think there enough bullshit cases in the courts today as it is. If this happened to my child I would have handled it a bit differently. I would have still sued though. You do not serve a child an alcoholic beverage under any circumstance.

The whole licking of the breadbasket part is funny though.