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  1. 01-10-2006, 09:10 AM #1
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    Default Your best joke

    I really need a laugh this morning.

    So bring em on, best joke this morning gets some reps.
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    my best joke ok check this out i was goin to the mountain for a run and this guy ran over this other guy on a motorcycle so he was like hold my nos bottle and i was like cool then i sold it for 25 bucks good joke right
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    shut it ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    my best joke ok check this out i was goin to the mountain for a run and this guy ran over this other guy on a motorcycle so he was like hold my nos bottle and i was like cool then i sold it for 25 bucks good joke right

    lol not bad not bad lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAxle
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    ^^^^^I figured out a better one!
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    ^ no one cares
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    lol not bad not bad lol
    you need to PM me your damn number for i sell a certain lil bottle for 5 bucks to jimmy the crack head down the street
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    Jokes

    yO mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.

    yO mama is so old her birth certificate reads expired.

    yO mama is so dumb on her job application where it says education she put hooked on phonics ...

    thats all i know lol............should crak a smile in someone ...........Peace
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    you need to PM me your damn number for i sell a certain lil bottle for 5 bucks to jimmy the crack head down the street
    just a thought....do everyone a favor and off yourself!!!!! it would make the world a smarter place!
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  12. 01-10-2006, 11:43 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAxle
    just a thought....do everyone a favor and off yourself!!!!! it would make the world a smarter place!
    Uhm, unless its an inside joke I dont get, which wouldnt be the first time, he was actually helping me on something. He has one of my nitrous bottles, so hes just needing my number to get his people in touch with my people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EX-Svic
    yO mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.

    that made me

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    there are 2 tampons walking down the street, as you pass which one say hi first









    Neither they are both stuck up bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivana Bunker
    there are 2 tampons walking down the street, as you pass which one say hi first









    Neither they are both stuck up bitches

    lol +1
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    i sat here and thought...i got nothin...
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    hmm i got more i just cant think of them right now
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    you can tune a piano, right?!?!?!
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    well you can't tuna fish!!!! bwaahahahahha
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    wow lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    lol +1
    i dont believe you hehe
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    i was gonna say you can tune a piano but you can't tune a 92 accord w/ an h22a unless you have money to have your hondata installed, but that's just not as funny....
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  22. 01-10-2006, 01:07 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivana Bunker
    i dont believe you hehe

    I tried giving, but you couldnt recieve
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    weird. . .thank you though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    I tried giving, but you couldnt recieve
    Asshole....
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    Quote Originally Posted by tehpr3chr
    you can tune a piano, right?!?!?!

    well you can't tuna fish!!!! bwaahahahahha

    BRILLIANT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by COGCaviZ24
    BRILLIANT!!
    at least someone sees it!
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    whats the bst thing about takin a shower with a 12 year old girl?
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    slick her hair back, she looks like a 12 year old boy!

    (that one is bad)
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    eww...if i didn't know better, i'd -1 you for that, lirl....
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    i have alot of race ones, im not in any way racest, but alot are funny.. but i dont hink i will say them.. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    whats the bst thing about takin a shower with a 12 year old girl?
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    slick her hair back, she looks like a 12 year old boy!

    (that one is bad)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110

    very funny!!!
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    whats the diffrence between a ferarri, and a bag of dead babies?

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    i dont have a ferarri in my garage lol



    j/k.. ok.. all mine are nasty.. ill stop..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    whats the diffrence between a ferarri, and a bag of dead babies?

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    i dont have a ferarri in my garage lol



    j/k.. ok.. all mine are nasty.. ill stop..

    lol +1 keep em coming
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    whats does a blonde, and a screen door have in common?

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    the more you slam it, the looser it gets..
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    ** this is a race one, but not intended to be racest**

    what do you call a line of mexacians holding hands?
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    spicket fence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    ** this is a race one, but not intended to be racest**

    what do you call a line of mexacians holding hands?
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    spicket fence

    +1 ahahahahahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by tehpr3chr
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    he prolly started before she got killed...he had to finish...what kinda man would he be if he didn't?
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    two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar, one says,
    "Ive lost my electron."
    The other one says "Are you sure?"
    The other says yes im positive.
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