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    Default Why AIM is so entertaining

    I have no idea why this conversation struck me so funny:

    JustinSane110: motherfucker, my dog just threw up and he's fuckin eatin it
    JustinSane110: sonuvabish man
    Boosted EF7: EEEWWWW
    JustinSane110: shit, i was gonna stop him but he was almost done, and i didnt feel like cleanin it up
    JustinSane110: let him clean his own messes up hahaha
    Boosted EF7: LIRFUCKINGL!
    JustinSane110: i think he needs some listerine or something now... maybe a toothbrush
    Boosted EF7: hahaha my parent's dog gets dentabone's once a day lol
    JustinSane110: my dog needs a fuckin miracle once a day
    JustinSane110: breath kickin like a soccer team all the time
    Boosted EF7: BAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!
    JustinSane110: its good to have a self sufficient dog like that though, cleans up after himself
    JustinSane110: just gotta teach him to get some spray when he farts

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    ummm, WTF???
    Val for president!

    Facebook.com/TracyATL

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    hahaha my li'l doggie yoshi did that in the evo. figured fuck it, may as well let him clean it up. and i wasn't going to stop on the side of the road to clean up yarf.

    Val for President.

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    they lick their own butts anyways. I mean no big deal...but then they lick your face!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Val for president!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110

    now I'm really not going to kiss you ! You're dog puked and licked it up and now he's gonna lick your face!!!
    Val for president!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    now I'm really not going to kiss you ! You're dog puked and licked it up and now he's gonna lick your face!!!
    Fuck that, he ain't gonna be in my face without at least a couple of Mentos...



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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    they lick their own butts anyways. I mean no big deal...but then they lick your face!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    this is true. but if men could lick their own butts and then kiss you, they would, you know...

    Val for President.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    this is true. but if men could lick their own butts and then kiss you, they would, you know...
    tis true! They would lick their own balls, too!
    Val for president!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    tis true! They would lick their own balls, too!
    if they could do that all the girls would get dumped and we'd never see a man in public again, hahahaha.

    "Wanna go out?"

    "NO!! *slurpslurp* I'm BUSY! *slurp* *click*"

    "......" *dialtone*"

    Val for President.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    tis true! They would lick their own balls, too!
    Yep, and you'd still pucker up.


    Come on, you know you want it...

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    You know what I don't understand? Why has no one ever invented butt-flavored cat food? Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    You know what I don't understand? Why has no one ever invented butt-flavored cat food? Later, QD.
    OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!
    Val for president!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    if they could do that all the girls would get dumped and we'd never see a man in public again, hahahaha.

    "Wanna go out?"

    "NO!! *slurpslurp* I'm BUSY! *slurp* *click*"

    "......" *dialtone*"


    so wrong but funny at the same time ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    You know cats are not gourmet oriented. How many other species of animal will turn their nose up to a finely prepared meal and go sit in the corner and lick their own butt? Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    You know what I don't understand? Why has no one ever invented butt-flavored cat food? Later, QD.
    This is as close as I could find man, lol.




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    ummmm....ok
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    Damn, she got a swollen pussy.....

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    BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you fuckers are on a roll today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you fuckers are on a roll today!
    I stay on a roll homey, lol.

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    rollin like Club Europe son

    get surgery bitch!

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    Rollin like a 24, hoppin like some hundred spoke Daytons.

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    hells yea, Daytonas is all we ride....
    known for the gang rap with the chrome frame wrapped!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    hells yea, Daytonas is all we ride....
    known for the gang rap with the chrome frame wrapped!!
    Wit a fuckin 40!!

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    somehow every thread on ia turns into some o.g meance to society thread that reminacses(sp) about the good ole gangsta days when we would drink 40's in the middle of the street, barbeque every weekend, ride on daytons, bust caps in busters, having tricks slob on your knob while rollin in your 64' drop top.....

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    ...so?

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    P.S. - I gotta hardtop SS, no ragtop homey... drop the real on 'em, Chevy chrome grille on 'em, posin in the instersection, 3 wheelin on 'em!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMr2
    somehow every thread on ia turns into some o.g meance to society thread that reminacses(sp) about the good ole gangsta days when we would drink 40's in the middle of the street, barbeque every weekend, ride on daytons, bust caps in busters, having tricks slob on your knob while rollin in your 64' drop top.....
    Shit, speakin of that. Let's organize that shit one day, a BBQ get some 40's goin around, some domino games goin.

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    ol school homey

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110
    Shit, speakin of that. Let's organize that shit one day, a BBQ get some 40's goin around, some domino games goin.

    yeah we need some bitches in bikinnis with G-THANG playing in the background

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMr2
    yeah we need some bitches in bikinnis with G-THANG playing in the background
    My boy got the right idea.

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    HAHA playin some volleyball w/ palm trees in the back!!

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    Damn right, lol.

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    i say we post up next varsity meet or something.......ill bring the boom box someone else bring the grille

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    aw shit its on son

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    Imma need for that to be organized ASAP!!

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    why has no one invented butt mints or some shit like that like altoids or even binaca. Make farts a whole lot more pleasent...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sloRSX
    why has no one invented butt mints or some shit like that like altoids or even binaca. Make farts a whole lot more pleasent...
    True...
    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110
    I think people that can't control their farts should wear a car freshener around their waist with the tree part over their bootycrack so when they fart it smells like Christmas trees.
    ^^ I posted that just yesterday, LIRL!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sloRSX
    why has no one invented butt mints or some shit like that like altoids or even binaca. Make farts a whole lot more pleasent...

    listerine enema?

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