Redemption...

[Dr.G]

Little Johnny was at Sunday school one day, and the nun that was teaching him asked the class, which part of your body do you think reaches heaven first? A girl named Sally answered with ’I think the hands are the first part of your body that reaches heaven because God will pull you up by your hands because you pray with them everyday’. That’s an excellent answer Sally replied the nun. ’I think your legs go first!’ said Little Johnny, the nun, confused asks ’why do you think that?’ and Little Johnny says, ’because the other day I walked into my moms room, she had her legs in the air and she was screaming "Oh God I’m coming!" if it hadn’t been for the neighbor holding her down, we would’ve lost her’.
The nun fainted...

[COGCaviZ24]

much better

[NzProjeKt]

Dont quit your day job..

[dereksi]

ha ha