lol My dad makes people scared to die....ok that was mean...but hey its his job..
In your sleep
Eating
Fucking!!!
On a plane going to crash
On a train going to derail and fall off a bridge
In a Blaze of Glory
Gangsta with it Homie!
Beaten to death
Hung at High Noon
Burned at the Stake
Driving really, reeeeaally fast into a brick wall
Fed to Lions.....
Watching non-stop episodes of Family Ties
Letting Chuck Norris Roundhouse you.....
Talking to Oprah
Running the Bulls in Spain
Swimming with Sharks
Decapitation
Not being able to shit, pee, fart, or burp...
Looking at FUGLY people!
LIKE JESUS!!!
lol My dad makes people scared to die....ok that was mean...but hey its his job..
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