hahahahahaha......... i liked the last the best!!!!
hahahahahaha......... i liked the last the best!!!!
One Big Ass Mistake America
A Chinese couple while working in a Chinese restaurant, fall in love and get married - and she's a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, "My darling, I know this is your first time and you are very frighten. I promise you, I will give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want ... What you want?"
"I wanta have number 69" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want ... Beef with Broccoli?"
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