I went to walk my dog in the rain, and the bitch was just lookin around (I guess for cats) I was like, "bitch you can sightsee later its rainin you fat whore! noone's ever gonna get w/ you if all you do is wander off and stare in space!" then I thought of a few girls here on IA that are worse off, and I got sad

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PS- did homeboy kill hisself yet? dang I always miss the good stuff