you could just buy a Ford Explorer and let a middle age woman with 3 kids drive you around 285. almost a guarntee
Ran over by a Mack Truck.
Arms and legs ripped off.
Bullet to the head
Death by masterbation (get creative)
Cut the wrist
Castration then bleed to death
Columbian neck tie
Hang yourself
Organ robbery left for dead in the tub
Sex w/ 1000 aids infected prostitutes
Cut off head w/ sword
Knife to the chest
Dismemberment by blender
Decapitation by helicopter
Burned at the stake
Eaten by cannibals
Burried Alive
Thrown into a pit of flesh eatting ants
Bound, Gagged, & Drowned
other: (explain)
you could just buy a Ford Explorer and let a middle age woman with 3 kids drive you around 285. almost a guarntee
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Originally Posted by kelly
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