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    Default Reasons to allow drinking at work...

    The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If
    you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into
    allowing alcohol...righttt

    1. It's an incentive to show up.

    2. It reduces stress.

    3. It leads to more honest communications.

    4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

    5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

    6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to
    hear.

    7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

    8. It encourages carpooling.

    9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

    10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

    11. It makes fellow employees look better.

    12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

    13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

    14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

    15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly
    forgotten.

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    lol, I have heard those before. Still funny!

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    im gonna give this to my boss


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    oh wait you forgot the part where the whole office gets DUI's and can't come to work the next day b/c they are in jail

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    Quote Originally Posted by mumbles
    oh wait you forgot the part where the whole office gets DUI's and can't come to work the next day b/c they are in jail
    You obviously didn't read number 8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    You obviously didn't read number 8.
    oh i read it i'm just a mean boss that doesn't drink

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    Thats so funny...we were actually JUST talkin about what it would be like if we were allowed to drink at work! One girl I work with said that at her last job they had vending machines with beer in em!!!! I was like, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU LEAVE!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2mchbooty
    Thats so funny...we were actually JUST talkin about what it would be like if we were allowed to drink at work! One girl I work with said that at her last job they had vending machines with beer in em!!!! I was like, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU LEAVE!?
    i know i wouldnt, btw does the vending machine id you LOL

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    I guess maybe everyone who worked there was over 21? Good question though...I didnt think about that.
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    lol if it actually worked unless u work at a bar ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    hmm.. repost. LOL.. sorry Jason, I had to!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    hmm.. repost. LOL.. sorry Jason, I had to!
    you're a repost! naww, actually i searched! oh well.

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    lol..
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    my boss keeps at least a 12-pack of budweiser in the fridge & usually some wine & crown on the counter...i can't even count how many times he's offered me a drink because he knows i'm having a bad day. but i can't exactly pull up to the daycare to pick up my daughter drunk!
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    lol, as long as i dont physically drink on the clock, i'm good! a beer or 4 at lunch is just fine tho!

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    alot of those sound more like consumption of something else rather than alcohol. or is that just me?

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