guess who came into my job today?

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-18-2005, 05:54 PM

i grabbed a handful of salma hayek ass once.... after that.. i set no further goals in life

**IndianStig** · 12-18-2005, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

i grabbed a handful of salma hayek ass once.... after that.. i set no further goals in life

bastard

**Kevykev** · 12-18-2005, 06:00 PM

Hahahahahahahahaaha

need proof, can't see how your still alive after that.

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-18-2005, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Kevykev

Hahahahahahahahaaha

need proof, can't see how your still alive after that.

jealousy jealousy.

**IndianStig** · 12-18-2005, 06:04 PM

well the Ying Yang Twins used to live in my nieghborhood, and they were on MTV Cribs in my nhood

they had this yellow Chevy Silverado on 24's and some crappy oil burning POS on like 99's, lol

maybe coincidence maybe not, but the day that they moved in the first ever robbery happened in my neighborhood, i think it was just a coincidence cause the nhood behuind ours had a few convicts in it when i searched on that one site

SpeedMOnkey, have you ever been to Hsu's?

thats prolly the best Chinese here in ATL Hsu's>PF CHANGS

they have this nice autograph wall....

where do you work? the restaurant?

**Kevykev** · 12-18-2005, 06:39 PM

really though the funny thing is that i was looking at a little ad at home depot or Publix or was it...anyway

Yeah!

well anyway, props but an explanation is needed broham!

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-18-2005, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Kevykev

really though the funny thing is that i was looking at a little ad at home depot or Publix or was it...anyway

Yeah!

well anyway, props but an explanation is needed broham!

she was at lennox mall a little after "fools rush in" started playing. she was with a friend (another mexican girl).. and i "accidentally" tripped fell back and grabbed the buttocks area. i excused myself and we talked for a minute, about what part of mexico i was from and what part she was from

**thinkfast®** · 12-19-2005, 02:25 AM

then you said in your white boy talk "like OMG, what did you say? you sounded like, sooo mexican right now hahaha" and she rolled her eyes at you in disgust.. and thus continued the life of... a sellout

Figures you'd be @ Lenox Mall too, what, was A&F having a sale that day? HAHAHA

bitch.

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-19-2005, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by thinkfast

then you said in your white boy talk "like OMG, what did you say? you sounded like, sooo mexican right now hahaha" and she rolled her eyes at you in disgust.. and thus continued the life of... a sellout

Figures you'd be @ Lenox Mall too, what, was A&F having a sale that day? HAHAHA

bitch.

whats A&F?

**BTLFED** · 12-19-2005, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

whats A&F?

Abercrombe and Fitch AKA Emo Kid central.

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-19-2005, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by BTLFED

Abercrombe and Fitch AKA Emo Kid central.

oh. well according to thinkfast im always updated with the newest fashions.

i wish i dressed well.. unfortunately i dont give a shit for fashion.

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 12-19-2005, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

oh. well according to thinkfast im always updated with the newest fashions.

i wish i dressed well.. unfortunately i dont give a shit for fashion.

or anything else, obviously.

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 12-19-2005, 05:03 PM

cool. we saw andrew jones the other night.

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-19-2005, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

cool. we saw andrew jones the other night.

yeah but your gay

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 12-19-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

yeah but your gay

no, just bi. thanks for noticing.

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-19-2005, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

no, just bi. thanks for noticing.

girls say they are bi for attention. thats what i noticed. go flirt with moderators

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 12-19-2005, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

girls say they are bi for attention. thats what i noticed. go flirt with moderators

really? Damn I learn something new every day. If I did it for attention, why would I only do "stuff" with girls when it's just me and her? If I wanted attention, I'd do it in front of people..

**B16a2 Civic** · 12-19-2005, 05:07 PM

" they call me....Tater salad"

**thinkfast®** · 12-19-2005, 05:09 PM

basically your favorite store bitch. don't act.

you want me to draw it out for you? this aint the diagram forum puto!

**thinkfast®** · 12-19-2005, 05:11 PM

HAHAH get 'em Tiff! you and those damn funbags..

:e-bark:

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 12-19-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by thinkfast

HAHAH get 'em Tiff! you and those damn funbags..

:e-bark:

lol.. funbags!

that still cracks me up!

**thinkfast®** · 12-19-2005, 05:14 PM

I'll tell you what else can crack you, in half... wanna hang out later?

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 12-19-2005, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by thinkfast

I'll tell you what else can crack you, in half... wanna hang out later?

hang out wit' yo' wang out?!

**BTLFED** · 12-19-2005, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by thinkfast

I'll tell you what else can crack you, in half... wanna hang out later?

Bahahaha!

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-19-2005, 05:20 PM

thanks QD, it'll help the restaurant a bit i would think to have a wall of TV peeps's autographs.

thinkfast and Cav-E-R are ricers.

**thinkfast®** · 12-19-2005, 05:22 PM

just cause the only rice you know is the short grain that you piss out of, doesn't mean you can't fit into that category.

a la verga con los sellouts!

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-19-2005, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by thinkfast

just cause the only rice you know is the short grain that you piss out of, doesn't mean you can't fit into that category.

a la verga con los sellouts!

i hope you get casted for 3F3F

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 12-19-2005, 05:23 PM

hahaha! ricer! hahaha! i love it!

**thinkfast®** · 12-19-2005, 05:46 PM

I think you would before me, they just LLLLLLLLLLLlOVE SELLOUTS

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-19-2005, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by thinkfast

I think you would before me, they just LLLLLLLLLLLlOVE SELLOUTS

you could be the new "hector"... except this time when they say he holds the money because he's not fast enough to get away with it, they'd be 100% correct.

**thinkfast®** · 12-19-2005, 05:50 PM

oh ya?and you could hold a big bottle of KY and get it on w/ some random asian just because you "love teh buttsecks"

**Speedm0(\)key** · 12-19-2005, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by thinkfast

oh ya?and you could hold a big bottle of KY and get it on w/ some random asian just because you "love teh buttsecks"

if its crazyasian, then im game

**Crazy Asian** · 12-21-2005, 12:50 AM

y do you got to rape the asian?

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