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    Thanks to Rach (Trouble300zx) for sending me this...
    FINALLY, A MALE BLONDE JOKE

    A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK
    AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM.
    HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING.
    "WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS.
    "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.
    HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE,
    BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP
    AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO
    CLOTHES ON!"
    THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS
    INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN
    THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BEST FRIEND, TOTALLY NAKED,
    COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR.
    "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK
    AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED
    SCARING THE KIDS!"
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    LMAO

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    ehh. it's ok

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    reverse the gender role and it's a blonde chick joke

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    hahaha i thought it was cute!!

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    poahahaha
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    umm is this my cue to laugh? am i supposed to? someone let me know if i should laugh. thanks

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