"Hi. My name is Chris. You may have heard of me. I'm the one that started Equal Minds. You know, the car club that got respect after my departure? Most people don't like me(hell I don't even like myself) because I am irritating and a flaming bitch. I make threads on Import Atlanta just to remind myself of how much I am hated. All these people here don't believe that I have a beautiful girlfriend. Well I do! And Mary is pissed that you keep dissing me. She said next time you do, her and her 5 sisters are gonna slap you silly."

Later, QD.