Another game... Since it's not Catnip's

[Skorcher]

I am really hoping and praying that you're not calling my child a bastard child because shit will get serious, and you better fucking keep my word on that.

bas·tard/ˈbæs tərd/ Show Spelled [bas-terd] Show IPA
noun
1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child. 2. Slang.
a. a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person: Some bastard slashed the tires on my car.
b. a person, especially a man: The poor bastard broke his leg.
3. something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.

I don't know you or Catnip, but if you weren't married when this happened (it doesn't sound like you were from your posts) then he is indeed correct. I'm not going to bash you because there's plenty of that already, but no need to take something as an insult when the exact definition fits this situation.