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    Why do black people love booty so much?



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    Quote Originally Posted by C230K View Post
    Why do black people love booty so much?

    More cushion for the pushing

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    Quote Originally Posted by ezone View Post
    Why do black girls always pat their head every five minutes ? Did they use to much glue for their weave ?

    Where do they get their names from?
    Definitely have always been curious about the head slapping thing.

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    Why a black people so afraid of dogs?
    I had a 2 year old black kid run around the building when my dog came around the corner.

    Why isn't this thread called "Ask an African American!" if that is what black people prefer to be called?

    Do black people actually consider Jesse Jackson a black leader?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    Definitely have always been curious about the head slapping thing.
    It's because of them wearing weaves. Their heads itch just as white folks or any other person's head itches. Only black folks that wear weaves can't scratch their heads due to the weave coming out. If they scratch, it'll more than likely pull the hair out so they pat. Next time your head itches, try it. Pat your head and you'll see it pretty much has the same effect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by S4saken View Post
    Do black people actually consider Jesse Jackson a black leader?
    He's not a white leader so what do you think?
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    Good shit QD, you're actually providing legitimate answers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    He's not a white leader so what do you think?
    Neither is Chris Rock, does that make him a black leader because he rants in front of crowds. They are both clowns also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boostedem1 View Post
    Good shit QD, you're actually providing legitimate answers.
    someone needed to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by S4saken View Post
    Neither is Chris Rock, does that make him a black leader because he rants in front of crowds. They are both clowns also.
    I'm thinking my response surpassed you. My apologies.

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    someone needed to!
    Lolol. For an average white dude, I know a LOT about black culture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostedem1 View Post
    Good shit QD, you're actually providing legitimate answers.
    God damnit QD hijacked my thread. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by .blank cd View Post
    God damnit QD rescued me from my own thread. Lol
    Fixed.

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    Why hasn't there been an "Ask a Mexican" or "Ask an Asian" thread made yet. This forum feels like a set of salt and pepper shakers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostedem1 View Post
    Why hasn't there been an "Ask a Mexican" or "Ask an Asian" thread made yet. This forum feels like a set of salt and pepper shakers.
    idk, where you at asians and mexicans?

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    When you guys say Mexican do you mean all Hispanics or people actually from Mexico? Cause I've noticed that in Georgia you're automatically Mexican I you speak Spanish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boostedem1 View Post
    Why hasn't there been an "Ask a Mexican" or "Ask an Asian" thread made yet. This forum feels like a set of salt and pepper shakers.
    Im not mexican, neither are my parents, but I been hanging around so many mexicans, that I sometimes feel like Im mexican. Is this enough mexicanist to start a mexican slash maybe latino thread? At the same time I dislike them because they sometimes piss me off


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    Quote Originally Posted by C230K View Post
    Im not mexican, neither are my parents, but I been hanging around so many mexicans, that I sometimes feel like Im mexican. Is this enough mexicanist to start a mexican slash maybe latino thread? At the same time I dislike them because they sometimes piss me off
    I basically grew up and was raised in a Mexican household, however, I'm not Mexican and neither are you. So no... When the time is right they will come forward and make their own thread in which they can be harassed about their stereotypes lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostedem1 View Post
    I basically grew up and was raised in a Mexican household, however, I'm not Mexican and neither are you. So no... When the time is right they will come forward and make their own thread in which they can be harassed about their stereotypes lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    Why is it whenever a black person sees their buddy on the sidewalk they feel that it's perfectly fine to throw on the hazards and stop in the lane of travel to talk to them? I swear to GOD I see this shit at least once a day in Atlanta. Fucking hazards!!!! GTF out of my fucking way, I am trying to get to work!

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    How do black people feel about the word wigger? If that word is unacceptable, how would your avg black guy identify this person?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    How do black people feel about the word wigger? If that word is unacceptable, how would you avg black guy identify this person?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ezone View Post
    Where do they get their names from?
    Quote Originally Posted by catnip
    Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?
    ... I answered that with a question.
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    My Stepmom is black. I can help with answers here QD.

    Blacks do not use the term "wigger". That is something white kids came up with to make fun of the other white kids trying to fit in with the black crowd, usually in HS. They simply tolerate these kids b/c they may actually be crazy. But guaranteed, if shit pops off, they will video tape it, yell "WORLDSTAR", and act like they don't know him.

    Now if a white kid dresses like he has a fucking clue in life, then they would actually have some respect for the kid. Be yourself, no matter what color you are.
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    Is there a specific band that is more likely to make her dance when compared to other bands?
    How well do you think 2 Chainz would do on a True/False test?

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    Why does your thread only have 2 stars but the ask a white guy has 4?
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    white power!!!!!! .....1

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    Alright. Maybe I can give some serious answers...

    Quote Originally Posted by lanning View Post
    Is there a specific band that is more likely to make her dance when compared to other bands?
    How well do you think 2 Chainz would do on a True/False test?
    If you've got money and you go to a higher end strip club, you can get $100 blocks of one dollar bills wrapped up in a band, this is what "bands" are. A band of 5s, 10s, or 20s are more likely to make her dance for you than a band of ones.

    2 chainz has marked all his answers true so far, so statistically he has a 70% chance of getting a passing grade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo View Post
    Why does your thread only have 2 stars but the ask a white guy has 4?
    It's because of affirmative action that I get any stars at all

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    Why do blacks almost lay down & lean to the side when driving a car?

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    Why when you are in traffic and you let a black person cut in front of you they hardly ever say thanks but will almost always get a thanks or wave from a white person?

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    Why do blacks walk around with their pants below their ass & a shirt that is about 3 times their size?

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    In the eyes of the black man, did michael jackson die as a black man or a white woman?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boosted FC View Post
    Why do blacks almost lay down & lean to the side when driving a car?
    comfortable driving position? Black males are typically taller too I suppose.

    Quote Originally Posted by EG_Ryder View Post
    In the eyes of the black man, did michael jackson die as a black man or a white woman?
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    is it really harder for black people to catch cabs? why do you think that is?

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    Lets say you met this fine white girl and hit it off pretty good. You go to her parent's house to pick her up for a date and when you pull into the driveway there's 2 cars. A 89 iroc Z and a camo K5 blazer with a shotgun rack in the back, both of them have Romney bumper stickers. What thoughts are going through your head as you walk to the door?

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    lol

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    So many unanswered question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    Lets say you met this fine white girl and hit it off pretty good. You go to her parent's house to pick her up for a date and when you pull into the driveway there's 2 cars. A 89 iroc Z and a camo K5 blazer with a shotgun rack in the back, both of them have Romney bumper stickers. What thoughts are going through your head as you walk to the door?
    This pussy better be worth it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    is it really harder for black people to catch cabs? why do you think that is?
    Depends on the attire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boosted FC View Post
    Why do blacks walk around with their pants below their ass & a shirt that is about 3 times their size?
    They didn't throughly wipe so they gotta air their azz out. So they can wear if for many years to come.

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