Shit that pisses you off list. (your top 10)

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list the top 10 random ass things that piss you off...............

here's mine... in no specific order of importance.

1.) Couples that sit on the same side of the table at a restaurant.
seriously, every time i see this i want to do a kungfu style cartwheel and simultaneously bitch slap you and cock slap your girlfriend at the same time. Sit across the goddamn table like normal people! It makes you look like youre trying to prevent you girlfriend from escaping.

2.) Young kids that act like gangsters.
I always see 10-15 year old kids walking around smoking cigarettes and talking like theyre hardcore. It makes me want to go beat their dad's ass in front of them for not raising them right and then steal their bicycle.

3.) Waitress' that try to talk their way into a tip.
Best thing you can do to get a tip is shut the fuck up and keep my drink topped off. I didnt bring a date because i wanted to talk to you about how your day being a waitress was. I'm not even that interested in how my date's day was and shes going to fuck me, what in the holy hell makes you think i'm interested in yours?!?!?

4.) Sensitive men who complain about women always choosing to be with bad guys.
you fucking know this and you continue to be a faggot anyways. who are you trying to convince??? me or women. If i go fishing and see some guy reeling in bass after bass after bass with a green trickworm, im gonna bait up a green trickworm too. Dont throw out your pink spinner bait and then bitch and moan about not catching anything. The ground work has been laid out for you. Women have been attracted to the same shit since Eve hit puberty! if you cant follow the playbook, maybe its because you secretly love penis.

5.) Black women in any social setting that involves a line or any type of etiquette.
Shopping mall, buffet, fair ride, theme park........ anything, everything..... black women do not seem to understand the concept. Dont believe me??? go to a chinese buffet anywhere remotely near the hood on a sunday after church. You'll swear every heavyset black woman in the building was Ndamukong Suh's line coach. They barrel around from one place to another like a pack of hippos smashing everything in their path with reckless abandon, completely oblivious to their surroundings.

6.) People who race to get in front of you when a lane is merging.
you're in a goddamn 92 ford explorer!!!!! im on a fucking crotch rocket, do you really fucking think im going to slow you down on your journey to wherever the fuck you're going????? what makes it even more annoying is when someone speeds up so hard to try and get in front of you and then they slow down!! i was doing 60! if you want to do 45, what was the problem with you being in the fucking back you moron!!!!!

7.) Pop singer fanatics and the parents who allow them to exist.
No, its not normal for your son to idolize Justin Bieber. If my son had pictures of Bieber all over his wall and called himself a "Belieber", i would probably send him to military camp. Yeah i get it! the music relates to your life soooooooo much!!! of course it does you simple fuck!!! that's the point! they sing about stupid shit you little morons think is important so you'll buy the songs.

8.) The Kardashians, Snooki or anyone else famous for absolutely nothing.
Why are the Kardashians famous?? real question, can anyone tell me????? why waste all that money paying for your daughter's college fund, just tell her to fuck every member of the football, basketball and baseball teams. Snooki is a millionaire and one of the things she does is go around to schools and lecture females on how to be successful. really? fucking really??? is this what our world is coming to? Pretty sure drunk whores will figure out how to lay on their backs without either of your assistance.

9.) Hipsters who offer you music suggestions.
if that musician was as good as you think they are, i wouldnt have to go to a goddamn green peace rally and record it myself to listen to it. its like its your goal to only listen to shit that i would have to go on a fucking treasure hunt to find. oh its on youtube you say?? well let me check this shit out. Oh look.... a guy who hasnt shaved in 6 months wearing a flannel shirt with a wool hat and a box guitar... didnt see that shit coming!!!

10.) Pot heads who think they can do everything they normally do just as good when theyre high.
I have so many friends like this and no you cant you fucking morons. You're just too fucking stupid to realize how fucking stupid you are. Use drugs to sleep like a normal person. Weed doesnt make you do anything better!!!!!!! it just convinces your dumb ass that you're doing it better. I have pot head friends that have such a warped sense of self awareness that it makes me want to beat them to death with a machete. In their own minds they hear the words coming out of their mouth as if theyre Shakespeare when the reality is that you just said " dude, putting spinach dip on this baked potato is like the best thing ive ever ate in like my entire life, this could feed the starving kids in africa"